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Have you ever posted a comment on a porn video?

Puck Beaverton

Puck Beaverton

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,354
Gordita Beach
If yes, explain your reasoning and mindset to post a comment. What did you say?

For real, the fuck is even happening in the comments section of porn videos. Why is there critiques on likely meant-for-couple-only sextapes like the commenter is watching arthouse porn (japanese pink films are underrated btw). Shit is usually creepy, sometimes racist, and always a waste of my goddamn time.
 
Meows

Meows

Member
Oct 28, 2017
6,399
No. I learned that lesson when we saw my supervisor's facebook link to comments he made on various porn sites. I still feel bad for him.
 
Admiral Woofington

Admiral Woofington

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
14,892
Im9cW16.png
 
Waddle Dee

Waddle Dee

Banned
Nov 2, 2017
3,725
California
I don't even have an account on any porn sites, so no. I don't see the point and most comments you see on porn videos are somehow even stupider than what you'll find for youtube videos.
 
BLOODED_hands

BLOODED_hands

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,937
No. Why would I? I have seen some funny ass comments though. Somebody bring up the Preston Garvey Pornhub comments.
 
less

less

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,838
I never had any desire to make comments on a Porn video. At most I would want to know who a certain performer was but someone else usually asks that anyways.
 
Bakercat

Bakercat

Member
Oct 27, 2017
10,154
'merica
I remember one reading, "Yo, who's hype for Red Dead Redemption 2 coming out this month!?"

For some reason this was itched into my memory...
 
Buckle

Buckle

Member
Oct 27, 2017
41,096
No but amongst the sea of terrible random "WHO WANTS TO FUCK?!" comments, every once in awhile you find a comedic genius that makes the rare scroll down worth it.
 
Officer Big Mac

Officer Big Mac

Member
Oct 28, 2017
22,596
Once. Something called a "Dtrump golden shower". I just commented how badly the video was buffering. Damn Russian servers suck.
 
Modest_Modsoul

Modest_Modsoul

Living the Dreams
Member
Oct 29, 2017
23,605
Most of the sites I've visited have required sign-up/login for comments.

So, it's kinda a hassle.
 
Ronabo

Ronabo

Member
Oct 26, 2017
792
OHIO
My favorite comment to post on r/ginger is "I'd slide headfirst into that so hard and fast you'd have to call me Pete Rose!"
 
maxglute

maxglute

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
94
Wanted to identify a pretty good song playing in the background that wouldn't shazam through all the... ancillary soundscape. Turns out it was an OG mixtape and it felt weird asking for the file.
 
GeoNeo

GeoNeo

Member
Oct 26, 2017
1,448
Porn comments are actually very "grown up" compared to the racist / sexist / low life shit you see on Youtube or Twitch.
 
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