Heinz Creme Egg Mayo is real

[Deleted member 835]

Look at this nastiness:

Look inside:

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Dude that tasted it:
https://twitter.com/EddieHenryJames/status/1113747876214124544?s=19

Article: https://www.standard.co.uk/go/londo...e-egg-mayo-pop-up-london-easter-a4106951.html

The Standard is assured the outlandish concoction isn't a belated April Fools' prank, and creme egg lovers and masochists alike can get their hands on a jar of the liquid hell at Ely's Yard at the Truman Brewery, with the free event running from Thursday April 11 until Saturday April 13

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[CoolestSpot]

Pittsburgh apologizes.

 

[Deleted member 12790]

what the fuck, that looks vile. What is a creme egg?

 

[Loudninja]

Oh god no

 

[Sordid Plebeian]

 

[Krakatoa]

Diabetes in a bottle.

 

[Figgles]

Vile.

 

[Cipherr]

nah man

 

[Deleted member 28461]

Pittsburgh apologizes.

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I don't know if an apology is good enough for this kind of crime against humanity.

 

[butalala]

so it's a sweet syrup kind of thing, right?

Edit: I looked it up and it's actually mayo with chunks of creme egg mixed in. No thanks.

 

[Muppet of a Man]

What the fuck are they doing?

 

[Kuro]

Add some sour worms and you got yourself a casserole

 

[Deleted member 12790]

That's seriously some of the least appetizing shit I've ever seen, holy crap

 

[Deleted member 48434]

It looks like actual fucking vomit.

 

[TheNotoriousAFG]

If you have to reassure your audience that it's "seriously good" in big text, it's probably not!

 

[Rassilon]

 

[Deleted member 2809]

Kill it with fire

 

[AlexMeloche]

Heinz needs to be stopped.

 

[EOS-HDC]

That thing must be past the expiration date, right? It has to be.

 

[FTF]

Wait it's mayo with chocolate and sugary creme from a Cadbury egg?? wtf that is gag-inducing.

 

[GSG]

Why does this exist...?

On a slightly related note, I would love a creme egg flavoured chocolate sandwich spread.

 

[menacer]

That looks like a skin infection you would get swimming in or near a superfund site.

 

[SliceSabre]

I feel ill.

 

[Deleted member 22750]

Pittsburgh apologizes.

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Hey, Pittsburgh apologizes for nothing.

Kraft Heinz doesn't ask for our input.

 

[Gunny T Highway]

 

[OhSatan]

The inside pic, why ohh why!!!!

 

[Doggg]

[SERIOUSLY] GOOD MAYO

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

My wife loves those nasty creme eggs. She would probably try this.

 

[Deleted member 835]

so it's a sweet syrup kind of thing, right?

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No, it mayo with mashed up creme egg mixed in

 

[vestan]

What is a creme egg?

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Are creme eggs not a thing in America?

 

[Walter White Walker]

That's vile and reeks of desperation.

 

[Rocketz]

 

[KoolAid]

Sounds like they're not gonna sell it and it's an April Fools joke that they made real for testing

 

[Denamitea]

[Seriously] gross

 

[crowphoenix]

That is somehow better than I expected and far, far worse.

 

[TronLight]

How are you even supposed to use that?

 

[butalala]

Are creme eggs not a thing in America?

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They are.

No, it mayo with mashed up creme egg mixed in

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Gross. Using the inside of a creme egg as a spread wouldn't be the worst thing, but this actually is the worst thing.

 

[Rvaan]

It looks like puke. It straight up looks like vomit.

 

[grang]

Can confirm it is mustard, mayonnaise, egg and creme egg chunks

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WHY

 

[DeliciousSunnyD!]

Looks and seems incredibly awful, even if it's a "gag" (literally lmao).

 

[RPGamer]

This looks disgusting

 

[Deleted member 835]

Sounds like they're not gonna sell it and it's an April Fools joke that they made real for testing

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/go/london/attractions/cadbury-s-heinz-creme-egg-mayo-pop-up-london-easter-a4106951.html?amp

Going be a pop up store in London (UK) for tasting. I can seriously see them doing it if it goes well.

 

[manchego obfuscator]

who the fuck came up with this idea, Josef Mengele

 

[Deleted member 8579]

WTF, it's actually mayo with crème egg. I thought it may have been crème egg spread. WTF.

 

[Protome]

No, it mayo with mashed up creme egg mixed in

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Lol what the fuck. I assumed it would just be like a jar of creme egg filling. That's fucked, nobody asked for this surely?

 

[Deleted member 923]

What the fuck

 

[johancruijff]

bold crossover

 

[davepoobond]

[april] fools

 

[Deleted member 22750]

This was made at CERN by crashing molecules together.

 

[Dream Machine]

When you produce that, you should bottle it and take it to the doctor