I am sorry, I just can't do defense. I am sorry for ruining that game.
this game is only enjoyable for me when intoxicated.
I don't think anyone really likes D. It's a thankless position where goals against are usually your fault, you know how to play the position but the game is so shit that it makes it difficult, and offers no creative feeling unless you're jumping up into the play to help make plays. Which is why I like to play offensive D. No one wants to fucking sit back there for five fucking games with nothing to show for it. This is all before we acknowledge the game is a technical shit show.