Honor Thy Bron: The Sonnening

[CoolestSpot]

BronsonLee, the man, the myth, the mod.

A man who keeps trying to make something of himself, but constantly fails to, but his failures continue to entertain us.

This is a thread to lambaste Bronson from the depths of our hearts, and remember our favorite mistakes of his.

 

[Deleted member 42]

oh no.

 

[Broken Joystick]

Never heard of them

 

[Rvaan]

Remember when Bronson saw The Mountain Between Us for the first time and said it was better than Casablanca?

 

[IfSleepoversCouldTalk]

hey remember that time bronson colluded with reddit to be elected moderator of resetera

 

[Username1198]

Is he really broke? Should we help? Actually I'm kinda comfy right now , let's just send him leftovers.

 

[Scrobbles]

I thought this was gonna be about LeBron.

Bronson's cool I guess.

 

[Deleted member 198]

He likes Tron Legacy so he's good people

 

[Beartruck]

Is he really broke? Should we help? Actually I'm kinda comfy right now , let's just send him leftovers.

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I got a couple packets of splenda I could mail to him.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

 

[hitme]

Bron?

 

[CoolestSpot]

He likes Tron Legacy so he's good people

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One of the redeemable qualities, for sure.

"Dunna dun doo doo doo doo da...the grid..."

 

[Stopdoor]

You guys on OT are pretty weird.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Hi BronsonLee what's the meaning of love?

 

[Deleted member 1248]

no

 

[Deleted member 42]

Remember when Bronson saw The Mountain Between Us for the first time and said it was better than Casablanca?

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I have never seen that film!

hey remember that time bronson colluded with reddit to be elected moderator of resetera

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What is reddit

Is he really broke? Should we help? Actually I'm kinda comfy right now , let's just send him leftovers.

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Super broke, will tag 4 bitcoin

Hi BronsonLee what's the meaning of love?

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To miss

 

[Dennis8K]

They made BronsonLee a mod?!

 

[LosDaddie]

Bron?

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Perfect

 

[VAD]

Please, fill me in about the ResetEra mythology. Why the rivalry between Slayyven and BronsonLee?

 

[CoolestSpot]

I hate how successful this thread is so far.

 

[Deleted member 28461]

Please, fill me in about the ResetEra mythology. Why the rivalry between Slayyven and BronsonLee?

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Eternal struggle to see who can be just the fucking worst.

 

[Rvaan]

I hate how successful this thread is so far.

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People come out of the woodwork to take shots at Bronson.

 

[Deleted member 835]

Bronson is only 3ft tall, don't pick on him

 

[tjac]

 

[Beartruck]

Please, fill me in about the ResetEra mythology. Why the rivalry between Slayyven and BronsonLee?

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It's like how God and the devil occasionally have playful bets against one another.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

I hate how successful this thread is so far.

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The power of BronsonLee in effect.

 

[Haloid1177]

Isn't there a height requirement on who gets threads made about them? Pretty sure he doesn't meet them.

 

[FaceHugger]

He likes Tron Legacy so he's good people

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*end titles music kicks in*

 

[ahoyhoy]

 

[Hecht]

*looks up from newspaper*

...I should delete this thread

 

[Jersey_Tom]

Braun?

 

[vypek]

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Get well soon, BronsonLee

 

[Rvaan]

*looks up from newspaper*

...I should delete this thread

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This might be the best stab so far.

 

[Deleted member 42]

I hate how successful this thread is so far.

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My power knows no bounds

*looks up from newspaper*

...I should delete this thread

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LOOK BACK AT THE PAPER

 

[ahoyhoy]

Get well soon, BronsonLee

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[Beartruck]

*looks up from newspaper*

...I should delete this thread

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LOOK BACK AT THE PAPER

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Mod fight!

 

[tjac]

Free snes jr

 

[Deleted member 14400]

 

[Aiii]

Veto! Veto!

 

[Crumb]

 

[CoolestSpot]

I'm campaigning to be a mod starting #2k20. I don't really wanna be a mod, just a puppet mod.

 

[tjac]

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[itwasTuesday]

 

[HardTimesFamilyPride]

I'm campaigning to be a mod starting #2k20. I don't really wanna be a mod, just a puppet mod.

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CoolestSpot
Not a mod, just a puppet.
Member

 

[Crumb]

My power knows no bounds

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[Easy_D]

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The only Bron(n) for me tbh. Doubt BronsonLee can sing Up On the Roof half as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

 

[flkRaven]

Everyone in these mod jerk off threads should be allowed to use red text

 

[Sephzilla]

Pictured: Slayven telling BronsonLee about a thread when they're on mod duty

 

[Zach]

Everyone poops, BronsonLee

 

[Geist]

This is a good thread.