I started watching Joe Bob's Christmas special, and he's been spouting these right-wing talking points here and there. Bringing up that stupid Huffpost article about Rudolph and vaguely bitching about 'SJWs.' Lord.
he was doing a bit of that during the halloween specials, but they were never overbearing or flat out offensive, unless he's gotten worse since then I'm not too worried. he just seems like an old grump and less a hard right political figure.I started watching Joe Bob's Christmas special, and he's been spouting these right-wing talking points here and there. Bringing up that stupid Huffpost article about Rudolph and vaguely bitching about 'SJWs.' Lord.
Well, there it is :(Hoo boy. That...that was bad...
Ooookay, so...first things first: I can't tell you how long it's been since I've been to a straight up horror film on opening weekend. I've forgotten how fun the audience reactions around you can be. Unfortunately this movie didn't give me a ton of that. The Grudge (2020) is basically a prequel/midquel to The Grudge (2004). As a result the story takes place in the mid 00's. It actually starts with a character who Yoko from the 2004 movie replaced as a caretaker nope-ing the fuck out of Kayako's house and moving back to the states. From there the main plot follows a detective as she follows the history of the house for no real reason other than morbid curiosity.
A sizeable amount of the movie is flashbacks that are told out of order. Basically the detective story is a framing device and as she's looking at pictures in the case file you get blue skidooed into the photo to live that event. That's pretty obviously a callback to the out of order storytelling of the original and the 2004 film. You'll find that there are a LOT of callbacks to those...some might say so many that this film feels less like a story happening parallel to the 2004 film and more like a 3rd reboot except even more of the Asian cast was replaced with white people.
But I think the greatest negative of this movie is that it's boring. I was bored to literal tears in this film. It felt like I was in the theater for hours and the movie's only an hour and a half long (I checked my phone at around the 1hr 5 mins mark). The curse and ghosts in this one are so watered down. They're trying so desperately hard to be scary through the same jumpscare that gets used so many times you'd swear that they only filmed it once and then the actress had to leave so they just copy pasted it all over the movie. Kayako in the old movies was freaky but it didn't have anything to do with rotting-decayed flesh. Her unnatural movements, death rattle, and constantly wide open eyes were more than enough to make you uneasy, and Toshio's super huge cat scream did the job as well. The ghosts in this look like the child of The Ring and Amityville Horror, but in a bad way. Also the ghosts in the old films were a lot more to the point. They'd scare you but there was no question that if they caught you they were going to kill your ass (sometimes only a few minutes/hours of you entering the house). Here, the ghosts drag out everything for so long that you start to wonder how some of these people have been alive in the fuckin' house for so long. And then the movie just...ends. People in my theater were looking around wondering what happened when the credits rolled. The whole thing just felt so uninspired. They could've done something amazing and they opted to remake The Grudge 1 inside of The Grudge 2 but not as good.
My only positive are the practical effects. It's Raimi-produced so you're gonna get what you're looking for in that regard.
I saw Haunt (2019) recently and thought it was great. Just super entertaining whole way through and I rarely even enjoy slasher films.
That's a name I haven't heard in conversation in a long time...it was one of those 00s movies I rented from the video store because the cover looked scary, like Boogeyman
For me it's because it was boring. Very, very boring. The parts that had nothing to do with the ghosts were the most interesting things, which ironically is what would save it from getting a solid F for me (I'd go with a D).I'm still rather bemused by the F cinemascore for The Grudge. It's run of the mill.
The title drop almost got a chuckle out of me because there's no way to get that in without sounding silly.Saw Grudge (2020) on Friday and unfortunately, I have to mostly agree with the reviews above. I don't think it's going to bring about the resurgence of the late 90's/early 2000's J-horror trend I was hoping for...
This film got the feel of the previous Grudge/Ju-On films mostly correct, but it really stumbled on the content. The movie relies on jump scares, yet few of them are actually scary. The ghosts get a fair amount of screen time, but their makeup isn't particularly effective and their appearances are predictable and flat (the ghost of the husband just looks like some dude with a beer gut and chocolate on his face or something). The expository dialog is dumbed-down and unintentionally funny at some points ("There's something wrong with that house... it's been GRUDGED!"). They also seem to have misread some key points from the original films. In the original Ju-On/Grudge, the croaking sound Kayako's ghost made was explained by the fact that her neck had been broken. In The Grudge (2020), all of the ghosts seem to make the same sound, and the only one who appeared to have a broken neck is the husband. The plot device of the curse escaping Japan and coming back to America was already functionally the plot of Grudge 2 and 3, where it was explained better.
All that being said, there were still things to like about this film. The look of the film is bleak and grimy throughout. I've previously described the original Ju-On/Grudge films as "apocalyptic"; hope is generally quickly dashed, and most of the films end with nobody making it out alive. Grudge (2020) nails that atmosphere perfectly. While the movie is never really scary, it's constantly unnerving and uncomfortable. The characters are all dealing with life issues weighing heavily on their psyche even before setting their foot inside the cursed house. The acting was quite well done across the board, with Lin Shaye and Andrea Riseborough standing out in particular. They also effectively used the "intersecting stories played out over a fragmented timeline" idea from the previous Grudge films which I appreciated. However, this probably didn't win them any points with the mass audience, who complained about the original Grudge films as being confusing and hard to follow. There are also some decent gore effects, and probably the gnarliest looking desiccated corpses I've seen in a film in years.
All in all, I liked it enough that I hope Ghost House pushes for a sequel (which I believe could be much better). The foundation was there, the film just drops the ball in terms of plotting and payoffs. All in all, I liked it more than Grudge 3, less than Grudge 1 + 2, and much less than the Juon films.
And man... I hate to wave the Japanese language flag, but there are 2 kanji in Juon. One of them means "curse" and the other means "grudge". The implication is that it is a curse caused by a grudge, not the other way around. In fact, back when the original fansubs of the direct-to-video installments were made in the early 2000's, they were titled "Grudge Curse". Anyway, the point of going into all this shit is the original house was "cursed", not "grudged". The former sounds like a line spoken in countless haunted house movies, the latter sounds like a funny way of shoehorning the title of the film into an explanation of the phenomenon.
For me it's because it was boring. Very, very boring. The parts that had nothing to do with the ghosts were the most interesting things, which ironically is what would save it from getting a solid F for me (I'd go with a D).
The initial setup is actually EXTREMELY similar to The Grudge 2. American woman goes to Japan, gets cursed, brings it with her, her home becomes the new curse and dooms everyone else living there.
The title drop almost got a chuckle out of me because there's no way to get that in without sounding silly.
I also realized that the old films were PG-13 and still managed to pull better scares than this one, though this one does make use of its R rating
Lin Shaye exploding when she hit the floor was pretty brutal, though I question why she was allowed to roam the hospital unattended. The assisted suicide woman packing her suitcase after the husband gives that heartfelt speech was fuckin' hilarious though, and even the "He tried to kill me!" line from Lin Shaye got a bit of a chuckle from me because hey, she's not wrong.
But yeah, it's just not a good horror film. It's not scary. Not even really that suspenseful either. It's also kind of ironic that we see so little of the originator of the curse in that house. All the other victims get their backstories and lives and personal tragedies fleshed out, but you get maybe 2 minutes with the original owners of that house, if even that much
Yup, except in the Grudge 2 everything made more sense and was presented better.
One thing that bugged me was the twist at the end of Andrea Riseborough's story, where she uses the "what do we do when we're scared?" line to reveal that the ghost was pretending to be her son. I mean, given the situation, you'd think the first time her son failed to immediately say "close our eyes and count to 5", it would have been enough. Did she really need to repeat the question 2 more times? That whole scene was just such a poor climax.
In The Grudge 2 she curses Allison's neighbors with rage (and insanity? Whatever causes you to drink milk straight from the jug then vomit it back in) so I knew she could do it but she's still a presence beyond doing just that. In this movie, it's implied that that's exclusively how she deals with people; curses them with rage, has them kill family and then themselves, then lets them take it from there as a ghost. Maybe she didn't have a sitter for Toshio, I dunno. I also don't understand why the originator of the States curse felt the need to show the cop what happened instead of dealing with her right then and there. When they tried burning down the house in the first film, during both attempts Kayako and Toshio actively attempted to stop them. In this one the girl tries the fake out but never much beyond that.
Also was the shot at the end a reveal that her house was actually John Cho's house the whole time? Or that she moved into John Cho's house? She didn't know that with all the snooping she did?
I was hoping so much for the twist to be
that it was totally her son and he was just in shock. I know it's been done before in other films but I figured it would've been a payoff to the point of the curse as well as the incredibly stupid decision to bring her son to the ghost house instead of leaving him with her partner for a few hours
I always laugh at his line delivery when he's in the cabin on morphine.I'm glad I'm not the only person who laughs at the delivery of I'LL KEEL YEEWWW
Watched a review. Comparisons to The Devil Inside got tossed around which makes me curious because that's by far one of the worst horror films I've ever seen purely for how it ended, and apparently the Turning is similar, just with no URL to visitMan, I've been hearing some really dire stuff about The Turning. Anyone seen it yet? I'll probably head out to it on Tues regardless, but holy smoke it's not sounding good. Trailer looked passable.
Damn, midsummer scream was giving away weekend passes for $20 if you took a CPR course. I got the email at 8PM last night and didn't see it, and woke up at 8:30 this morning to check my email and they're already sold out.
Watched a review. Comparisons to The Devil Inside got tossed around which makes me curious because that's by far one of the worst horror films I've ever seen purely for how it ended, and apparently the Turning is similar, just with no URL to visit
The Grudge's greatest crime was being boring.One of the mini-reviews I read said The Grudge is no longer the worst horror movie to come out this January by a long shot.
And ouch, The Devil Inside? Man... it's got to be better than that. Even just for the cast alone. That ending was definitely one of the most hilariously antagonizing things I've ever seen in a horror movie.
Did y'all know there's a pro-life horror film called The Life Zone?
It's about this crazy dude and a crazy doctor who kidnap three pregnant women in middle of having an abortion and hold them captive and force them to watch and read questionable material on abortions until it's time for them to give birth. Bare in mind that this is a PRO-LIFE film where the pro-life characters have kidnapped three pregnant women.
Anyway
Two decide to go through with giving birth and the third tries to force a miscarriage, and THEN it turns out that this is actually Hell, the other two women weren't real, the dude who kidnapped them is the devil and the woman overseeing their re-education is also in Hell for committing suicide, and the one who tried to force a miscarriage is ALSO in Hell because she died during her abortion and is doomed to get pregnant and give birth forever.
A majority of the film is like the part of The Human Centipede where they're strapped to the hospital beds except instead of explaining the surgery they're explaining weird abortion stuffThat almost sounds like a parody of a pro-life film. I might have to seek this one out. Was it actually watchable?
It's not great. Weird for a pro life movie to make the pro life characters the villains
Interesting. Well here's hoping A Color Out of Space is goodWell, I didn't think The Turning was as bad as some people are making it out to be. The ending was nowhere near the level of The Devil Inside. I think the trouble is it was a nod to the ambiguous ending of the novel, and I doubt many of the teenagers making out in my screening had read or gave two shits about ever reading the novel.
Basically, the thing Kate feared most was going batshit crazy like her Mom was. With the ending I think they were trying to imply that as her Mom turned around, she saw herself. Though I'll be the first to admit that a lot of factors surrounding that ending are clear as mud. It definitely felt like some narrative damage had been done on the editing table trying to cut it down to the requisite 90 min (which is par for the course with the multiplex Hollywood horror experience). The ending itself was fine though, IMO.
Honestly, I'd say The Grudge vs. The Turning is pretty much a push. Neither of them are great, nor really terrible, they're both just aggressively mediocre.
I've yet to see it, but Color Out of Space seems very interesting.
Any of you gonna see Gretel and Hansel? It comes out tomorrow
I heard it's a slow burn but it's less than an hour and half long so idk how that works
Any of you gonna see Gretel and Hansel? It comes out tomorrow
I heard it's a slow burn but it's less than an hour and half long so idk how that works
His post also references a Facebook post from a producer named Alan Donnes, though it appears to have been deleted. Per Bloody Disgusting, it read thusly:
"It's OFFICIAL! I received my signed contract and first check! I am Executive Producing a remake of THE THING but with additional chapters of John Campbell's groundbreaking novel, Frozen Hell, that had been lost for decades. Now, for the first time ever, Campbell's full vision will be realized on the big screen. The new film will include the very best of RKO's THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, John Carpenter's classic THE THING and both books, Frozen Hell and Who Goes There? "
Donnes, however, doesn't appear to have many producing credits, let alone a history with studios like Universal and Blumhouse, so it's probably best to take his post with a grain of salt, especially since it's now deleted. What's piqued our interest, however, is that Bloody Disgusting confirmed all of the above with their own sources. They're usually not wrong about this sort of stuff.
If they can't do it practically I don't think they should bother
If they can't do it practically I don't think they should bother
It's a guilty pleasure of mine, mostly for the scene where the guy tries to save his friend and accidentally tears his skin off. That's some fucked up shit and is the most horrifying thing in the movie next to that girl getting the top of her finger cut off.House of Wax starring Paris Hilton is a good movie. Idc what anyone says.
That is all
Its the most nonchalant semi-dismemberment ive ever seen in a movie. I love it
Remember that scene in one of the Saw movies where they had to put as much flesh as they could into the scale and the dude was cutting off his own fat so to beat him the girl lopped off her own arm with a butcher knife? And it wasn't even in one clean sweep. She hit it the first time and it clearly hurt then she just started powering through the pain and hit it like 5 times in a row. That was probably one of the most brutal dismemberment scenes I've ever seen. I was staring at it like "DAMN"Its the most nonchalant semi-dismemberment ive ever seen in a movie. I love it
Haha i do remember that scene! Saw has some great dismemberment scenes. Hostel, too. Especially the one during the climax of Hostel 2 :ORemember that scene in one of the Saw movies where they had to put as much flesh as they could into the scale and the dude was cutting off his own fat so to beat him the girl lopped off her own arm with a butcher knife? And it wasn't even in one clean sweep. She hit it the first time and it clearly hurt then she just started powering through the pain and hit it like 5 times in a row. That was probably one of the most brutal dismemberment scenes I've ever seen. I was staring at it like "DAMN"