How do you get the paper toilet seat liner not to stick to your ass?

[UF_C]

Does this happen to anyone else? Once I'm finished and try to stand up the paper either sticks to my bum, or I have parts tear away and I never know if I still have paper attached to my ass. Trying to wipe while standing? Forget about it. It's impossible to dodge the shit/toilet water drenched piece of paper hanging down and still get a clean wipe. Is there a secret I am missing or is this just another reason never to shit in a public restroom?

 

[Kafarabo]

You just let it be

 

[Keyouta]

Just don't use it. Sit directly on the seat.

 

[subpar spatula]

Pee on the seat. Your acid will destroy their acid and then it's sanitized.

 

[Shodan14]

Just don't use it. Sit directly on the seat.

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Could it really be that simple?

 

[Trace]

Just don't use it. Sit directly on the seat.

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Yep.

 

[Hollywood Duo]

Don't use it

 

[xxracerxx]

Who uses those flimsy things?

 

[UF_C]

Just don't use it. Sit directly on the seat.

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Is that...healthy?

 

[Forearms]

Just don't use it. Sit directly on the seat.

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Is that...healthy?

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Do you have a bunch of open sores on your legs/ass? If no, it's fine. If yes, see a doctor.

 

[darz1]

Sorry if this sounds harsh but you need to learn to wipe your ass properly.

 

[CrazyIvan1978]

Is that...healthy?

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Healthier than drying your hands with a Dyson dryer

 

[motherless]

A teaspoon of Olive Oil.

 

[PJV3]

I don't think I've ever been in a khazi that had bog seat liners.

 

[chrisPjelly]

Carry powder to absorb your ass juice

 

[UF_C]

Sorry if this sounds harsh but you need to learn to wipe your ass properly.

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I feel I'm a pretty competent ass wiper tbh. Many years of practice.

If the paper liner makes no difference why do companies waste money on them? I'm shook.

 

[cervanky]

I think this forum needs a Toilet & Poop OT.

• "Humans take a long time to poop"https://www.resetera.com/threads/humans-take-a-long-time-to-poop.72135/
• "Those of you who take 15 min to poop. What is going on in there?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/th...-min-to-poop-what-is-going-on-in-there.71500/
• "If you arent using wet wipes/wet toilet paper after pooping, you are not wiping your ass properly."https://www.resetera.com/threads/if...g-you-are-not-wiping-your-ass-properly.49521/
• "What's the worst thing that you've dropped in the toilet bowl?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-worst-thing-that-youve-dropped-in-the-toilet-bowl.31435/
• "People not flushing the toilet in public restrooms"https://www.resetera.com/threads/people-not-flushing-the-toilet-in-public-restrooms.19682/
• "Does anyone else have issues with their "stuff" dipping in the toilet?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/do...-with-their-stuff-dipping-in-the-toilet.5688/
• "How does poo work?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-does-poo-work.25232/
• "my poop smells minty?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-poop-smells-minty.3925/
• "How many times do you poop a day?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-many-times-do-you-poop-a-day.68405/
• "I hate when you're running and you realize you need to poop"https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-hate-when-you’re-running-and-you-realize-you-need-to-poop.42053/

 

[Ferrio]

I'll just sit down on the damn seat bare. Only reason I wouldn't is if it's cover in piss or shit, and a liner isn't going to fix that anyways.

 

[Starvigil]

I swear we have like two threads a week about pooping on here.

 

[Forearms]

I think this forum needs a Toilet & Poop OT.

• "Humans take a long time to poop"https://www.resetera.com/threads/humans-take-a-long-time-to-poop.72135/
• "Those of you who take 15 min to poop. What is going on in there?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/th...-min-to-poop-what-is-going-on-in-there.71500/
• "If you arent using wet wipes/wet toilet paper after pooping, you are not wiping your ass properly."https://www.resetera.com/threads/if...g-you-are-not-wiping-your-ass-properly.49521/
• "What's the worst thing that you've dropped in the toilet bowl?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-worst-thing-that-youve-dropped-in-the-toilet-bowl.31435/
• "People not flushing the toilet in public restrooms"https://www.resetera.com/threads/people-not-flushing-the-toilet-in-public-restrooms.19682/
• "Does anyone else have issues with their "stuff" dipping in the toilet?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/do...-with-their-stuff-dipping-in-the-toilet.5688/
• "How does poo work?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-does-poo-work.25232/
• "my poop smells minty?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-poop-smells-minty.3925/
• "How many times do you poop a day?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-many-times-do-you-poop-a-day.68405/
• "I hate when you're running and you realize you need to poop"https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-hate-when-you're-running-and-you-realize-you-need-to-poop.42053/

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There are too many important poop questions. I fear the thread would overflow like a toilet clogged with poop.

 

[Santiako]

Don't use it, it's pointless.

 

[lenovox1]

Is there a secret I am missing or is this just another reason never to shit in a public restroom?

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Most people don't have hairy, sweaty booties. It's fine if you do, but then I agree with the above. Don't use the liner. It doesn't actually matter as most toilet seats are super clean due to how frequently they're cleaned.

 

[Hollywood Duo]

I feel I'm a pretty competent ass wiper tbh. Many years of practice.

If the paper liner makes no difference why do companies waste money on them? I'm shook.

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Placebo. Give this a read.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/toilet-seat-liners-covers-pointless-bacteria-germs_n_5500416

I swear we have like two threads a week about pooping on here.

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A week? More like per day.

 

[UF_C]

Most people don't have hairy, sweaty booties. It's fine if you do, but then I agree with the above. Don't use the liner. It doesn't actually matter as most toilet seats are super clean due to how frequently they're cleaned.

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my booty is just fine thank you. Not hairy. And not sweaty. Except when paired up with a liner. Still not hairy tho.

 

[Deleted member 19003]

Don't have a sweaty ass or do the hover method. Women are the grand champ of hover method.

 

[Zippedpinhead]

Why not hover?

Or wash your hands before, wipe the seat with toilet paper, use hand sanitizer and then sit.

Or just sit.

You do realize the paper toilet seat liner does nothing right?

 

[Fat4all]

half a bottle of baby powder

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

I just put 4 squares of tp on each side of the seat. It doesn't stick and it's way easier than the seat covers

 

[deadman322]

you're meant to leave it and have it stuck there for the rest of the day.

 

[Shodan14]

you're meant to leave it and have it stuck there for the rest of the day.

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Save the planet, baby!

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Just be normal for one day. Let's give it a trial run, ERA.

 

[Deleted member 19996]

Honest question, which way are you putting it? Try reverse.

 

[julia crawford]

I'm really not sure what you're talking about op. But that's ok that's what it means to be different. I'm sure you can find your own way to solve this. Perronally I think it's not necessary to be so invested in toilet seat hygiene unless it's some extraordinary situations.

 

[TheMadTitan]

Is that...healthy?

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Toilet seat covers don't really protect you anyway.

 

[Ashhong]

It only sticks to your ass if your ass or the seat has water on it. Stop sweating so much while taking a shit

 

[FeistyBoots]

As has been said, the covers are useless and just present due to the public not understanding basic hygiene.

 

[Deleted member 17092]

Im a freak but I use soap and a dash of water with tp on the seat and dry thoroughly before I use a public toilet seat.

 

[Jack Frost]

Hover over the seat.

 

[HardTimesFamilyPride]

I always use normal TP instead of that paper weirdness

 

[nightstalker962]

Lmao, my sides.

 

[geomon]

 

[PrimeBeef]

By not using one.

 

[Saganator]

I always chuckle when I hear someone fiddling around with those. Unless you have open wounds on your ass or thighs, or you put your hands on the seat, those liners are totally useless.

 

[Forearm_Star]

Use two

 

[Nassudan]

I think this forum needs a Toilet & Poop OT.

• "Humans take a long time to poop"https://www.resetera.com/threads/humans-take-a-long-time-to-poop.72135/
• "Those of you who take 15 min to poop. What is going on in there?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/th...-min-to-poop-what-is-going-on-in-there.71500/
• "If you arent using wet wipes/wet toilet paper after pooping, you are not wiping your ass properly."https://www.resetera.com/threads/if...g-you-are-not-wiping-your-ass-properly.49521/
• "What's the worst thing that you've dropped in the toilet bowl?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-worst-thing-that-youve-dropped-in-the-toilet-bowl.31435/
• "People not flushing the toilet in public restrooms"https://www.resetera.com/threads/people-not-flushing-the-toilet-in-public-restrooms.19682/
• "Does anyone else have issues with their "stuff" dipping in the toilet?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/do...-with-their-stuff-dipping-in-the-toilet.5688/
• "How does poo work?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-does-poo-work.25232/
• "my poop smells minty?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-poop-smells-minty.3925/
• "How many times do you poop a day?"https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-many-times-do-you-poop-a-day.68405/
• "I hate when you're running and you realize you need to poop"https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-hate-when-you're-running-and-you-realize-you-need-to-poop.42053/

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This forum needs a "how to act normal" wiki.

 

[Luchashaq]

I just plant my ass on the seat bare. IDGAF unless there is like shit actively smeared on the seat.

 

[Sub Level]

None of the idiots on this forum know how to use the three seashells.

 

[Shadybiz]

Is that...healthy?

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It doesn't really do anything.

Just sit on the seat bare. The handle that you have to use to get out of the stall is going to have way more bacteria and shit (literally) on it than the toilet seat anyway. You're concerned about the wrong end.

 

[Stinkles]

Unless you have a gaping wound on your posterior, simply use the paper liner to wipe the seat to give you a sense of security. If the seat is already wet, it's the same rule as a school bus with red lights flashing - just go home because nothing more can be done.

 

[Benzychenz]

Why can't you people just be normal?