How Do You React When People Stare At Your Crotch?

[pixelation]

It happens to me a lot, whenever I am walking out ladies and men stare at my crotch with alarming frequency. Like WTH?, it's not like I wear skin tight pants or anything (although whenever I wear sport pants the occurrences seem to increase). It makes me feel uncomfortable and I wonder... does it happen to any of you guys as well?

 

[Fat4all]

my penis blushes

 

[TeddyShardik]

I check if my zipper is open.

Not that it happens very frequently or anything.

 

[shaneo632]

I instantly assume I've either pissed over myself or forgot to fasten a button. I don't think I've ever noticed it though.

 

[TaySan]

I couldn't tell you.

 

[thekonamicode]

"eyes up here, buddy"

 

[Rygar 8Bit]

Don't look at my light up codpiece!

 

[Quinton]

I go ahead and stare at my crotch too

 

[Booki]

Regular ol’ eye contact is one thing because that can be solved by raising an eyebrow, smiling, or saying something.

I don’t know the proper procedure for a stranger grilling my dick.

 

[Dest]

please do not look at the nacho cheese sauce i dropped on my pants please!!! it's embarrassing and i can't stop shoving taco bell into my face

 

[ZeoVGM]

I put my penis back in my pants.

 

[diakyu]

Who stares at people's crotches?

 

[tommy7154]

You're probably wearing loose clingy pants that show it off? I've certainly noticed it happening to me on the rare occasions I've done it. I don't really react but I guess a knowing smile would be one way.

 

[Absent Uncle]

I pull my pants back up and apologize

 

[deftones r cool]

I laugh like Woody Woodpecker.

 

[a916]

Is OP stealth bragging?

 

[tommy7154]

You're all making jokes lol but try it sometime and watch what happens.

 

[acheron_xl]

I'll let you know when it happens.

 

[Scrooge]

I look at his ass to see if it's a good fit.

 

[tsampikos]

You talk about your crotch too much bro

 

[kittens]

llama noises

 

[Powdered Egg]

I didn't know people looked at crotches. Never happened to me.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I can assure you no one is looking at your crotch.

 

[TheBeardedOne]

Nobody stares at my crotch

 

[Jesse_and_the_rippers]

Unzip my pants and say “you can look for 5, but it’s 10 if you want to touch”

 

[EloquentM]

We haven’t had a good brag thread in a while

 

[Dennis8K]

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

 

[theotherMittens]

Never noticed anybody staring at my crotch, ever.

 

[Squarehard]

You should look down too with them, and see what all the hub bub is about.

 

[RiOrius]

Usually with scratches behind the ears.

Because the only person I've ever caught staring at my crotch is my dog.

 

[Tron1]

Is OP stealth bragging?

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My first thought.

 

[L Thammy]

Do you frequently piss yourself, OP?

 

[Burt]

It's not that big of a deal

 

[BDS]

How do you guys manage your day to day lives with these massive 13 inch penises that bulge through your pants and touch the water in the toilet?

 

[Forerunner]

This is the spotlight effect. Nobody is looking at your crotch.

Here's a dog to explain it:

 

[Deleted member 17658]

Stealth brag?

 

[Mahonay]

I too have trouble concealing my 14 inch long penis. I know how it feels OP.

 

[BeforeU]

Is OP stealth bragging?

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it took 15 posts. was expecting this to be the first post.

 

[Yourfawthaaa]

Go ahead and look.

I personally dont care tbh.

 

[Deleted member 8001]

I invite them to my house to play some games.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

My crotch stares back at them.

 

[Deleted member 41638]

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[daveo42]

"Why yes...I am packing heat."

 

[KillLaCam]

I either think my zipper is open so I check. But if I'm wearing sweatpants then my dicc imprint is showing, nothing I can do in they situation

 

[lenovox1]

It happens to me a lot, whenever I am walking out ladies and men stare at my crotch with alarming frequency. Like WTH?, it's not like I wear skin tight pants or anything (although whenever I wear sport pants the occurrences seem to increase). It makes me feel uncomfortable and I wonder... does it happen to any of you guys as well?

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It's a signal that means that they're attracted to you. Don't pay much attention to it. Most people do it involuntarily.

 

[PixelatedDonut]

I look at his ass to see if it's a good fit.

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[Deleted member 41502]

I have little kids and often they're stuck staring at my crotch or butt. Are you living with children OP?

 

[Ocean Bones]

Usually check my zipper or some other incident lol. But every once in a while you get a certain look when you meet their eyes and you know its on like Donkey Kong.

 

[Yasuke]

lol at this stealth brag. But this only happens for me on the (frequent, I'm kind of a bum ass nigga) occasion I'm wearing grey sweats, which doesn't leave much to the imagination.

And what do I do? Nothing. What am I supposed to do?

 

[Sectorseven]