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dickroach

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so like after you're done, you wipe, and that's the excess poo.... but there's still some inside you. waiting to come out next time you poo? why didn't it just come out then?

is there a break in the intestines where there's just like... no poo? or is it always poo?

not a joke thread. genuinely curious
 
Xkramz

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Your intestines are like 3 blocks long. There's shit inside it and it takes a while to get to your asshole. Once it gets close to tour asshole u get the urge to take a shit.
 
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When you poop, some of the poop catches on your skin/hair/whatever is down there. Wiping gets the bits that got stuck off.

There are definitely breaks in the intestines where there is no poop.
 
Beartruck

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This is the kind of high-minded discussion i come to this site for.


For real man, unless you never stop eating, its not going to be a continuous stream.
 
Cheesecakebobby

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It's not a perfect analogy but if we focus only on the digestive system we can say we are shaped somewhat like a donut. There is a continuous hole running from the oesophagus to the anus, and food passes through it and bits get dissolved and absorbed along the way. Which makes the idea of invisibility kinda gross because if every cell of your being was invisible then people would just see this contorted mass of food in various states of digestion floating in space
 
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dickroach

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Beartruck said:
This is the kind of high-minded discussion i come to this site for.


For real man, unless you never stop eating, its not going to be a continuous stream.
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obviously it's not a continuous stream. my curiosity is why

everyone has clean poops sometimes. you do it, it's out. you go to wipe.... and nothing on the paper. clean BM. if not, that means there's still poo. so the other x% of the time the sphincter just kind of cut it off. why?
 
Russell

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You know not even joking I thought about this the other day, I guess it just stays inside you until the next time you poop lol
 
Strangelove_77

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Are you looking into getting your salad tossed or are you worried about performing analingus on someone else?
 
Akira86

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you are almost always full of shit.

so is the beautiful human being you're currently attracted to.
 
Mr. X

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Those breaks are from not eating during those hours between meals.

If you eat forever, you'll eventually poop forever.
 

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dickroach said:
obviously it's not a continuous stream. my curiosity is why

everyone has clean poops sometimes. you do it, it's out. you go to wipe.... and nothing on the paper. clean BM. if not, that means there's still poo. so the other x% of the time the sphincter just kind of cut it off. why?
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Depends on how dry or juicy it was. With proper fiber intake, you can experience poop that has the proper moisture level that just pops out cleanly.
 
big_z

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If you just pooped your large intestine is likely free of poop or at least a majority of it will be gone. Haven’t pushed brown in a while and the poochoo trains is in the station waiting.
 
starpower

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I recall reading an article a decade ago about this guy that attempted suicide by ingesting acid, he survived but his stomach was gone. The doctors basically hooked up his throat hole to his intestinal plumbing, you still get nutrients throu that apparently but not nearly enough needed to sustain yourself throu only a few meals a day so he is eating and shitting constantly now
 
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dickroach said:
obviously it's not a continuous stream. my curiosity is why

everyone has clean poops sometimes. you do it, it's out. you go to wipe.... and nothing on the paper. clean BM. if not, that means there's still poo. so the other x% of the time the sphincter just kind of cut it off. why?
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I would assume it's due to the way the feces are transported throughout your small intestines and colon.
There's no constant pressure coming from your stomach, pushing the entire mass through the system, but rather via peristalsis

Your intestines clench up behind a piece of poop and relax in front, thereby moving the piece a bit forward.



That way, you get these compressed, discrete pieces instead of one long playdoh snake. (unless you have diarrhea or something. Can't really form 'balls' out of something that is entirely liquid.


whether or not you end up with a clean anus is all about the consistency of your poop, which is strongly related to your diet (how little / much you drink, how much fibre you consume).
 
Space Acorn

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My real question is why do you sometimes have perfect finger grip on toilet paper and other times it's like friction took the day off. Annoying as fuck when that happens.
 
HardTimesFamilyPride

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When I used to go on long hiking trips as a kid, the counselors would tell us that we could only have one piece of TP if we needed to poo in the wilderness.

"How do you clean yourself with one piece of toilet paper?" they would presume we'd ask.

"Well," they'd reply to this assumed question of ours, "you make a hole in the middle, stick a finger through it, and use your finger to clean everything out."
 
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Hope this helps OP
(not the vid I wanted to share but the closest to it, one of these videos explained that digested food kinda bumps around your large intestine for a while as it gets compacted into a single mass and is then sent to the colon)
 
Creepy Woody

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I had to drink charcoal once because of food poisoning. It's quite surreal, you basically pee black liquid out of your ass and don't need to shart again for like 5 days.

starpower said:
I recall reading an article a decade ago about this guy that attempted suicide by ingesting acid, he survived but his stomach was gone. The doctors basically hooked up his throat hole to his intestinal plumbing, you still get nutrients throu that apparently but not nearly enough needed to sustain yourself throu only a few meals a day so he is eating and shitting constantly now
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Good lord.
 
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