How many eggs on average will a cat lay in its brood?

[Deleted member 12790]

Freshwater cat, raised in captivity since larva, recently begun to nest for the first time. Never done this before, thanks.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

3 and a half

 

[Deleted member 12790]

3 and a half

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Half an egg? Please be serious.

 

[Deleted member 7082]

So the joke is you said "cat" instead of "catfish"?

 

[NervousXtian]

11.185200009

 

[Brandon]

Thousands.

 

[entremet]

what?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Is everyone day drinking today or what?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

1.21 kilowatts.

 

[GK86]

All of them.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Are we just posting nonsense now

 

[itwasTuesday]

Cats don't lay eggs. Unless you mean, deaper.

 

[Bear and bird]

From my experience with Pokemon games, usually just one egg.

 

[Kain]

Maybe you don't have a cat

 

[Bakercat]

Yum

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Are you catfishing with this thread?

 

[jesu]

Half an egg? Please be serious.

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10 cats would lay about 35 eggs, so yeah.

 

[Poison Jam]

Make sure to keep the eggs at slightly different temperatures to ensure a mix of genders.

 

[Geist]

 

[Speevy]

No, you may not have the word cat for this purpose.

 

[Deleted member 12790]

Make sure to keep the eggs at slightly different temperatures to ensure a mix of genders.

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I thought cats were asexual until emeging from the cocoon??

 

[AndyD]

So the joke is you said "cat" instead of "catfish"?

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The fish part is important too. Lest we confuse dolphin and dolphinfish too.

 

[NameUser]

This thread title made me question my intelligence for a minute.

 

[Prinz Eugn]

haha lol so random

 

[Plywood]

 

[The Boat]

Depends if it's a feathered cat or not.

 

[Wamb0wneD]

You already have a tag OP, stop fishing.

 

[roguebubble]

Depends on how close it's to the equinox. Or if it's Tuesday.

 

[BringBackSonics]

What the heck

 

[UraMallas]

You already have a tag OP, stop fishing.

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This thread is to help other members fish.

 

[Dream Machine]

You already have a cat OP, stop fishing.

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I think this is right?

 

[Jraphics Horse]

Boats don't lay eggs you fool

 

[Walter White Walker]

1. Catfish, not cat. Shortening words like that does nothing for reader comprehension.
2. 4000 to 100,000.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Depends on the day. 4 if it's Monday through Thursday, 3 if it's Friday through Sunday.

If it is a full moon and the first Monday of the month, that activates a bonus and you get 5.

 

[Deleted member 12790]

Depends if it's a feathered cat or not.

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Bald

 

[lacer]

make it sleep with David Cameron

 

[ThLunarian]

Is everyone day drinking today or what?

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There's a hurricane on the loose, so yes

 

[Timeaisis]

Is everyone day drinking today or what?

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Sunday funday, baby.

 

[Slayven]

Not all jokes are threadworthy