How often do you wipe?

[Nowise10]

nevermind

 

[Siggy-P]

...wipe yourself OP. FFS.

 

[Deleted member 19721]

You are disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Normal]

If you don't use water when you're wiping or some sort of wipes, then you're disgusting. And OP you're gross as hell.

 

[smurfx]

eww wtf dude always wipe.

 

[skullmuffins]

The fuck.

 

[DECK’ARD]

Ugh

 

[sprsk]

omfg every time how is this even a question

Ruin the plumbing? Are you wiping your ass with paper towels?

 

[Miller]

I was face timing my friend today at my apartment when I was about to leave to work when I quickly had to go to the bathroom. Me and my mate are good friends so I decided to keep talking with him while I did my business. Usually I only wipe when I can tell it's needed, to save on paper cost and not to ruin the plumbing. So when I got up and flushed my mate was kind of flabbergasted at this concept, as well if he'd never considered it. We argued on the entire walk to my work, as he insisted I was being gross when I explained him the logical reason why most people do it. It saves money and avoids hassles, and you can just clean yourself when you take a shower. He's kind of stubborn and wasn't having it, so I was wondering if other people have friends in the same boat, and how do you explain it

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what the fuck

 

[SideMatt]

I can't really tell how often either of you actually wiped here by reading the OP, but I hope you wipe your ass because holy shit that's gross if you didn't.

 

[Spenny]

Wipe your ass, dude.

 

[SturokBGD]

Nowise10 wiping his butt in glee as he watches to see just how many of you fall for this.

 

[Gunny T Highway]

For God's sake wipe yourself.

 

[FUME5]

With your stinkin ass.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

these are things you are supposed to ask at age 5

 

[HououinKyouma]

Oh hell no.

 

[DECK’ARD]

Deleting the OP won't save you.

Era will never forget.

 

[xxracerxx]

OP doesn't wipe? What the fuck?!?

I thought this was going to be a cute twist thread where the OP was going to mean your mouth when eating. I didn't expect to see a non-wiper thread. Jesus.

 

[Deleted member 2779]

Maybe OP has an incredible diet?

 

[SDBurton]

Thank god someone quoted you otherwise I would've been lost. What the hell OP?!

 

[Miller]

I can't really tell how often either of you actually wiped here by reading the OP

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Evidently, the question actually was, "How often do you wipe-- 0 times or more than 0 times?"

 

[capitalCORN]

Too cheap for toilet paper? Wtf? And doesn't your ass get massively irritated?

 

[Deleted member 4034]

I was face timing my friend today at my apartment when I was about to leave to work when I quickly had to go to the bathroom. Me and my mate are good friends so I decided to keep talking with him while I did my business. Usually I only wipe when I can tell it's needed, to save on paper cost and not to ruin the plumbing. So when I got up and flushed my mate was kind of flabbergasted at this concept, as well if he'd never considered it. We argued on the entire walk to my work, as he insisted I was being gross when I explained him the logical reason why most people do it. It saves money and avoids hassles, and you can just clean yourself when you take a shower. He's kind of stubborn and wasn't having it, so I was wondering if other people have friends in the same boat, and how do you explain it

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MOST people?! MOST PEOPLE?! You think MOST PEOPLE do that?

 

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