How would you feel if Kylo Ren had a child on Episode IX?

[Gustaf]

I will never understand why this scene came to be the way it was.

we are already acustomized for "hot guys" to have their figure be V shaped.

the high waist pants made him look "weird" when it really isnt

 

[Avengers23]

Don't Google Image Search "Kylo Ren baby," y'all.

 

[itwasTuesday]

hold the phone.
The name Kylo is a mix of Skywalker and Solo.

Oh Disney you scoundrels.

 

[Gustaf]

hold the phone.
The name Kylo is a mix of Skywalker and Solo.

Oh Disney you scoundrels.

holy shit

so he cares about his family

 

[404LinkNotFound]

hold the phone.
The name Kylo is a mix of Skywalker and Solo.

Oh Disney you scoundrels.

Yooooo ,i never even relaised this

 

[jelly]

hold the phone.
The name Kylo is a mix of Skywalker and Solo.

Oh Disney you scoundrels.

Huh..

/Ford TFA.

Is there any woman in the first order except Phasma, I honestly can't remember. Sausage fest for Kylo.

 

[Gustaf]

Huh..

/Ford TFA.

Is there any woman in the first order except Phasma, I honestly can't remember. Sausage fest for Kylo.

yes there are

 

[DiipuSurotu]

hold the phone.
The name Kylo is a mix of Skywalker and Solo.

Oh Disney you scoundrels.

Oh

my

god

 

[tatsu123]

Is this some type of incognito focus test?

Answer the damn question OP!!!!

 

[MutFox]

And Rey sounds like Lei... a...

 

[DiipuSurotu]

And Rey sounds like Lei... a...

Luke S. -> George Lucas

Rey -> Jeffrey Jacob Abrams

 

[Surfinn]

Answer the damn question OP!!!!

It's a focus test if they plan to do major rewrites and reshoots, just as the film begins wrapping

 

[shira]

And Rey sounds like Lei... a...

 

[jelly]

And Rey sounds like Lei... a...

Ray of light, you aren't fooling me.

 

[shira]

Ray of light, you aren't fooling me.

Luke means light

 

[Driggonny]

Wouldn't that invoke memories of a... poorer time in Star Wars history to have a baby born in the third part of a trilogy?

 

[jelly]

Luke means light

Rey of Luke.......🤔

 

[Spoit]

If the Skywalker line is to die with Ben, so be it. No reason to pull a baby out of a hat just to be able to bring in a new Skywalker in another movie.

Let the past die. Kill it if you have to

 

[Winny（๑•̀ㅂ•́）و]

Wouldn't that invoke memories of a... poorer time in Star Wars history to have a baby born in the third part of a trilogy?

It would be way worse than that. The original and prequel trilogies spent all three movies establishing the relationships of Han and Leia and Anakin and Padme respectively.

This would be, essentially, cramming an entirely new relationship with no hints or foreshadowing into the final movie of a trilogy to justify bringing a baby into the equation.

 

[Gustaf]

Answer the damn question OP!!!!

I wish! lol

 

[27 Burritos]

hold the phone.
The name Kylo is a mix of Skywalker and Solo.

Oh Disney you scoundrels.

Haha. Good catch. I never noticed.

 

[Htown]

im reading that episode 9 is apparently 1 year or 2 after TLJ so it got me thinking that maybe Kylo could have a child in this time to continue the skywalker lineage.

wasn't half the entire point of the last movie that lineage isn't important?

 

[Fat4all]

he'll get a pet instead

 

[Prine]

Let the past die. Kill it if you have to

For unlimited milking of that Disney machine, it must be killed.

 

[Moonkid]

The level of scrutiny directed at the finer details of who he would have the baby with on the first page is killing me.

 

[UltraMagnus]

I mean why not? Isn't he basically the ruler of the galaxy in effect? Probably not hard to attract at least a mistress. It's not like he's hideously disfigured like Vader or Palpatine were.

 

[MutFox]

I mean why not? Isn't he basically the ruler of the galaxy in effect? Probably not hard to attract at least a mistress. It's not like he's hideously disfigured like Vader or Palpatine were.

Episode 9: The First Ordgy
He has so much sex, that hundreds of Skywalker babies are born.
The Genghis Khan of Star Wars.

 

[SchrodingerC]

I would enjoy the many tears from Reylo fans

Mwuahahahaha

 

[DJMicLuv]

he'll get a pet instead

That's sort of fucking amazing. If I had a dog and that dog died THAT'S the way I'd want to memorialise them.

 

[HammerOfThor]

He'll impregnate a slave woman but die shortly after conception. Meanwhile, the new Jedi order is in full swing. Jedis will discover this child and see him a the chosen one, so they'll take him and train him. However, he'll accidentally kill his mother in a fit of rage, and later his lover who he impregnates, while be blinded by the potential of unlimited power the dark side offers.

 

[The Gunslinger]

I mean Ben Solo can impregnate 100s of women by the time he dies if he wanted to. He's the emperor of a lot of systems and planets.

I could totally buy him having concubines and wives in order to have as many heirs as possible.

He'd be the Charles zi Brittania of Star Wars.

 

[DanteSparda504]

No woman would date that dude

I would date the hell out of Kylo(and Adam Driver in general).

 

[Stephen Home]

I mean Kylo Ren can be made over to look sexy.

Just give him some decent hair cut and a couple bad ass animals. I can see Rey fall for it.

 

[Platy]

I would date the hell out of Kylo(and Adam Driver in general).

Adam Driver, yeah

Temper tantrum of a spoiled baby kylo ? nope.

 

[DanteSparda504]

Adam Driver, yeah

Temper tantrum of a spoiled baby kylo ? nope.

Don’t matter. I’d take him in any way, shape, or form.

 

[Platy]

Don’t matter. I’d take him in any way, shape, or form.

Here in brazil we have an expression that is "mulher de malandro" which means "the Conman/Trickster's wife" which means someone who knows that they will be abused by a relationship but kinda loves to be abused

 

[Soneji]

I'll accept Kylo having a chid only if it means Reylo happened.

 

[skipgo]

If the child throws a hissy fit, destroying a whole room, i'm in.

 

[Gustaf]

If the child throws a hissy fit, destroying a whole room, i'm in.

that would be cool he is there in his little sci fi baby bed, but he wants some green milk and nobody can find some to gave him so he destroys the room by using the force