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I’m pretty sure I heard somebody jerking off in a urinal.

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weemadarthur

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Thread by NineConsonants under the adopt-a-user program. [SIC]


The other day, I was on my college campus finishing up a project before the Thanksgiving break. I went to the restroom and sat in the stall to handle my business. Almost immediately, a guy walks in and I hear him go to the urinal. I hear him pee as he is singing, I think in Hindi.

After that, he doesn't leave for a while. Then I started to hear a distinct sound. That fleshy flapping soundbdistinct to masturbating. I also hear his breath getting heavy and choppy.at this point it is obvious that he doesn't know I'm here. Likely because it is the weekend before the break and the campus is basically completely empty.

I just sat there in silence as he kept this up for another 5 minutes. So yeah, has anybody else found themselves trapped in a place while somebody is jerking off?
 
St. Alphonzo

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What's the problem? Hardly any worse than someone having a shit, is it?

Also 100% cottaging goes on in those toilets. Maybe they though the coast was clear and were wanking each other off.
 
JdFox17

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There's a guy at my work who does this a lot. He also talks to it while doing said business.
 
potam

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JdFox17 said:
There's a guy at my work who does this a lot. He also talks to it while doing said business.
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that crosses the line. I've got some sympathy for a college student blowing off some steam in between class (still weird though), and doing it at work and being loud

edit: nothing really to do with the thread...but man, guard towers in warzones are absolutely plastered in semens. Shine a black light and they'll appear in space
 
ReAxion

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I recently read that you're allowed to do this if you're in a stall, since what you do in there is your business.
 
Taurus Silver

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Definitely not lacking for threads now.

I would've got up and told him to stop beating his fucking dick, he has a room of his own.
 
DonShula

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Who was it that was complaining that this place needed more wacky threads?

Still bored now?
 
zetsubou

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I was at a urinal at work and am pretty sure I heard 2 dudes having sex in the stall.

Either that or the dude in the stall was jerking it to phone sex.
 

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You should have said "How about a rimjob for good measure?"
 
TickleMeElbow

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I wasn't "trapped", but back in college this dude at the back of one of the campus busses had made a little makeshift "tent" out of his jacket. I thought it was kinda weird, but assumed he was just sleeping. When we reached one of the stops, this woman makes her way up to the bus driver and whispers something to her. I look over at the dude, and I could see a little bit of light from his phone, and some "movement" lol.

The bus driver says something into her radio, and we all wait there for a bit. A few minutes later the campus police show up. This whole time the dude is just obliviously fapping away. They come on board, tap the "tent" he's under, and he emerges with that "oh shit" look on his face.

As the cops are escorting him off the bus, someone says "at least he's a lover and not a fighter" lol.
 

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Not doing it in a stall is more shocking imo.
People have urges if they atleast do it in a stall i could care less but at a open urinal?
Uhm yeah....nope outta there quick as you can xD
 
Unaha-Closp

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There could be reasons for rubbing one out in the stall but he probably was just horny. But really what is the worst thought? Expelling human waste in a closed box or human semen? One is necessary but can smell awful and one is baby gravy.
 
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