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I’m sorry, those animal tail’s are weird as fuck tho!

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Thewonandonly

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So I'm on campus right now and there's a bunch of interesting characters here but everyone should dress how they want and stuff but who am I to judge. Then this man walks buy with a gaint fluffy pink tail connected to his belt loop. Dudes shaking his ass more while he walks so he can get that majestic sway. Also keeps rubbing it and shit.

I mean Mabey I'm being to judge mental and most likely he's a super nice guy. But if I see you changing your walk so your fake tail wiggles more I'm going to think your weird and not come talk to you. Why is this a think tho? Does anyone here do it? Am I just out of the loop and go buy myself a giant ass leopard gecko tail?

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Now imagine this pink and swaying!
 
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Robotnik

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You're making me feel self-conscious about the vestigial rat tail that hangs out of my pant leg.
 
Hollywood Duo

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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
 
super-famicom

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Thewonandonly said:
So I'm on campus right now and there's a bunch of interesting characters here but everyone should dress how they want and stuff but who am I to judge. Then this man walks buy with a gaint fluffy pink tail connected to his belt loop. Dudes shaking his ass more while he walks so he can get that majestic sway. Also keeps rubbing it and shit.

I mean Mabey I'm being to judge mental and most likely he's a super nice guy. But if I see you changing your walk so your fake tail wiggles more I'm going to think your weird and not come talk to you. Why is this a think tho? Does anyone here do it? Am I just out of the loop and go buy myself a giant ass leopard gecko tail?
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PSqueak

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OP, do you have tattoos or are you okay with them?

It's pretty much the same shit, except this person can de-attach their fake tail.
 

siddx

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User has been warned for generalizing a group of people as being mentally ill.
You are allowed to think weird shit is weird. Someone walking around with a pink fluffy tail is likely suffering from some serious emotional or developmental issues. That said I still think they should be able to wear their dumbass tail if they want. I won't tell anyone they can't dress weird. Be yourself.
 

Doof

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Hollywood Duo said:
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
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What kind of onion did you tie to your belt? Was it a white onion?
 
PSqueak

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pulga said:
A tattoo isn't going to trip me up and shit tho
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Aren't most fake tails too short to make anybody trip tho?

4cute said:
Tattoos can be hidden, and are more likely to be cooler. I can't think of an example of someone looking cool wearing a tail
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Cool is relative, there are absolutely shitty tattoos and what i mean it's they serve the same purpose: Standing out and self expression.

So what if you can hide a tattoo? You can take off the fake tail too, how is that even a pro of a tattoo?
 
davepoobond

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Why are you criticizing people's lifestyle choices. Start with the man in the mirror.

If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a tail
 
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Thewonandonly

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siddx said:
You are allowed to think weird shit is weird. Someone walking around with a pink fluffy tail is likely suffering from some serious emotional or developmental issues. That said I still think they should be able to wear their dumbass tail if they want. I won't tell anyone they can't dress weird. Be yourself.
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O I for sure won't go up to him and say " bro your pink tail is fucking weird". But in my mind I'm thinking "bro your pink tail is fucking weird".
 

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PSqueak said:
Aren't most fake tails too short to make anybody trip tho?



Cool is relative, there are absolutely shitty tattoos and what i mean it's they serve the same purpose: Standing out and self expression.

So what if you can hide a tattoo? You can take off the fake tail too, how is that even a pro of a tattoo?
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Its a pro because its obtrusive by choice, depending on where you get it, the size, color, etc. Tails have to be visible, otherwise there's no point (I think? Are people stuffing tails in their pants like Squirrel Girl?)
 
Menchi

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siddx said:
You are allowed to think weird shit is weird. Someone walking around with a pink fluffy tail is likely suffering from some serious emotional or developmental issues. That said I still think they should be able to wear their dumbass tail if they want. I won't tell anyone they can't dress weird. Be yourself.
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Equating mental illness to a choice to wear a tail. Brilliant.
 
Sinneslöschen

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I am judgemental of people who write judge mental. And spell maybe mabey.

But also of people who wear furry tails I guess.
 
Relix

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Ah, socially awkward dude with inept social abilities quite probably. Best to avoid that type. I mean, do whatever the fuck you want with life, it won't stop me from thinking you are weird as fuck (and to be fair, neither should you care what I think about you).
 
PSqueak

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4cute said:
Its a pro because its obtrusive by choice, depending on where you get it, the size, color, etc. Tails have to be visible, otherwise there's no point (I think? Are people stuffing tails in their pants like Squirrel Girl?)
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But that's the point, you want the tail to be seen? you wear it, you don't want it to be seen? you don't wear it.

You want your tattoo to be seen but also be easily hidden when needed? you gotta plan your wardrobe entirely around the tattoo.

The tattoo is more inconvenient.
 
tokkun

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I personally knew a guy who wore a tail as well in college. This was > 10 years ago, so not some new fad. Another acquaintance dressed in a kilt every day, despite having no connection to Scotland. A pair of people who were close friends at the time wore a homemade red trenchcoat and a black velvet cape, respectively.

The way I view it is that a lot of people are afraid to be different in high school because it can lead to bullying, so when they get to college they over-compensate.
 
Tesseract

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wait, we need to talk about butt plug tails. what in the wild world of sports is going on in the world.
 
pulga

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I find tattoos to be more convenient since nobody is going to make a thread about you saying what a whack job you are for having one
 
CaptainBojangles

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I think comparing the fake tail to a tattoo might be a _little_ bit of a false equivalence.

People wore those when I was in Middle School, and it was weird then, so yeah.
 
andymcc

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At the college campus I worked at, there was a kid who were a costume Dracula style cape and one of those fox tails. Oh and a fedora.

He was a game design major— of course.
 
Dook's Revenge

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I'm sorry, but I read your post and am having a bit of difficulty accepting that you are in college.

I suppose you could be drunk.
 
I Don't Like

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Ah yes, the elusive Dorkus Furrius.

He is showing off to attract a mate. This process may take years; he may even end up dying before he is able to secure a partner.
 
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