So I'm walking my mail route, listening to an art podcast when I hear some sirens. I pause my podcast and realize it's the emergency sirens going off.
Cool. I keep walking nonchalantly but then realize it's neither Tuesday nor 10am. That's when they test the sirens here. Tuesday at 10.
Now a few years ago I would have just been like, ahhh, it's a malfunction or something.
But today I froze in my steps and thought, Trump did something to distract from the Stormy Daniels interview. I work right next to an air force base so I turned toward it and tried to listen for planes scrambling.
I was terrified.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck being scared.
Please do your thing soon, Mueller.
I honestly thought for a minute something terrible had happened.
So, they installed new sirens and had to test them.
Cool. I keep walking nonchalantly but then realize it's neither Tuesday nor 10am. That's when they test the sirens here. Tuesday at 10.
Now a few years ago I would have just been like, ahhh, it's a malfunction or something.
But today I froze in my steps and thought, Trump did something to distract from the Stormy Daniels interview. I work right next to an air force base so I turned toward it and tried to listen for planes scrambling.
I was terrified.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck being scared.
Please do your thing soon, Mueller.
I honestly thought for a minute something terrible had happened.
So, they installed new sirens and had to test them.