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I just ate Peanut Butter Crunch for the first time in like 15 years and this shit is trash

Ryaaan14

Ryaaan14

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Oct 25, 2017
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The Capn must have been cutting corners over the past decade weening his customers off the high quality ingredients cos this shit ain't the god tier cereal it once was

I also checked the best by date and it was like March 2020 so I don't think it's just stale

Edit: Yep FUCKERY IS AFOOT AT THE FACTORY! See posts 3 and 18!!!!
 
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Cation

Cation

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Oct 28, 2017
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Wow. I also noticed that this week.

First time in 10 years and it made me wanna throw up.
 
ann3nova.

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Brashnir

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Peanut Butter Crunch was always the worst version of the Cap'n.

Crunch Berries >> Capn'n Crunch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Peanut Butter Crunch.
 
JetBlackPanda

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Something is fucked up. I had some in Arizona at my parents place and it was like chalky fucked up paste. When I got back to Utah I bought some and it was the tasty cereal I remember.
 
Hero_of_the_Day

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I have always eaten it, but my latest box is currently gathering dust. I am hoping it was an off box and they haven't recently changed it some how. It felt more airy, like I was eating hollow peanut butter crunch.
 
MoonToon

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Or maybe you're just getting old.

I've noticed that I no longer like lots of shit I loved when I was younger. Recently found out that I now don't like Apple Juice ... when tf did that happen, I use to love all kinds of juices.
 
Daniel Westlake

Daniel Westlake

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Oct 25, 2017
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Okay I guess this is probably the best thread to inquire but for everybody's money what's the best widely available peanut butter cereal.
 
blame space

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the guys at the factory who fucked up and did all berries forgot to put the flavor in the pb crunch.
 
Futureman

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This could be the next scandal like the vaping deaths. Bad batch of cereal out there. Trump to announce they are looking into banning it.
 
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Ryaaan14

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Here I thought I was just gonna get dissed by ppl asking me if this was Livejournal but we just uncovered something big

@Buzzfeed
 
Volimar

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Oct 25, 2017
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Anyone try the Nutter Butter cereal? It's sitting in my pnatry but I haven't eaten any yet.

Brashnir said:
Peanut Butter Crunch was always the worst version of the Cap'n.

Crunch Berries >> Capn'n Crunch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Peanut Butter Crunch.
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Agree with this though OOPS! All Berries is the best of all.
 
TheMadTitan

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Oct 27, 2017
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That shit was trash when it came out. Peanut butter cereal and chocolate cereal taste like trash. Not only do they taste like shit, they taste worse than the worst versions of both chocolate and peanut butter.
 
Bitanator

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Ryaaan14 said:
Oops All Berries does not contain the sharp Capn Crunch pieces, hence the name Oops ALL BERRIES

Them shits are all round and harmless to your delicate mouth
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The round ones are still hard as fuck and a big mouthful of them grind the fuck out of your mouth. Only people who buy Cap'n crunch are those sadistic few who probably liked Dexter seasons 5-8
 
Nameless

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Only eat Captain Crunch if you want severe lacerations on roof of your mouth and diabetes. They used to be good when stoned or getting in home drunk at 4am.
 
Bitanator

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Faenix1 said:
Who uses the roof of the mouth to eat food? Like really lol
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Are you being obtuse on purpose? Or do you eat cereal like a bird, one at a time? Do me a favor, take a handful of Cap'n crunch and place them in your mouth, see how good you are at making them not scrape the top of your mouth when you chew.

When your mouth feels like a burn ward victims the rest of the day you'll know never to buy the trash again.
 
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Ryaaan14

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Bitanator said:
Are you being obtuse on purpose? Or do you eat cereal like a bird, one at a time? Do me a favor, take a handful of Cap'n crunch and place them in your mouth, see how good you are at making them not scrape the top of your mouth when you chew.

When your mouth feels like a burn ward victims the rest of the day you'll know never to buy the trash again.
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You're telling them to eat Cap'n Crunch I just wanna point out that's what I asked u to do too then u turned on me
 
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Bitanator

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Ryaaan14 said:
k out of your mout


You're telling them to eat Cap'n Crunch I just wanna point out that's what I asked u to do too then u turned on me
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Lol, supposedly this person never touches the top of their mouth with food when they eat. They are free to ignore my post and indulge in the Heathen ritual of crunchatizing their mouth.
 
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