Imagine telling people they should read the OP and after you did so yourself you realized I'm right and had to resort to basically "lol u mad?" instead. I'm not upset either.
The OP is full of genuinely hilarious stuff but to pretend they are representative of some sort of Switch port begging epedemic when most of the generated titles just aren't serves no purpose but console warring.
There's having fun with the generated titles and then there's fun with making some console wars shit up. I'd rather do the former, but that's me.
What kind of fun?
The fun of genuienly hilarious generated thread titles or the fun of pretending Switch port begging is some sort of epedemic when that shit hasn't been the case for how long now?
I'm all for the former. The latter is obnoxious, and sadly the OP went with the latter for some reason.