I trained an AI on tens of thousands of ResetEra post titles and discovered how the world ends

Destonym

Member
Oct 27, 2017
7
Some titles I liked from the first two pastbins

Has anyone else feel like this thread
Why is the Switch on Kickstarter
Polygon: New God of War is dead and discount and more
Michael Pachter - Announcement Trailer
I want to buy a reviewers
Bloodborn Trilogy Review (Spoiler Fans )
Forza Motorsport 7st - Canada will be announced a platform
What happened to Spider-Man PS4 for Switch
LTTP: Quantic Dream Damaged Battle Royale gameplay her for me, reset over 11 million sold in Mario Manota
Nintendo confirms Nintendo releasing on Steam
Capcom announces NSFW world now.
Video games that are Forza Horizon 4?
The Nintendo Switch Review thread (PS4/Vita/Switch)
Playstation All Stars - Xbox One Edition - Released on Steam (2019)
LTTP: Super Mario Odyssey (YouTuber)
Forza Horizon 4 - Former Google Map
Digital Foundry - Read Online Helped Me Revealed (Podcase)
Media Molecule's Cut Over Notes
[EU] PSN weekend for all problems
LTTP: Yakuza 6 is the Family Games Announcement Trailer
Forza Horizon 4 - Former Google Map
What happened to Switch (PS4, Switch and PS4/Vita)
 

jacktuar

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,569
Any chance you could do this for Etc? I think the results would be interesting.

Edit: oops, saw your edit!
 

Yep

Member
Dec 14, 2017
250
Maybe i'm not understanding this well but if this is created using Era threads as model isn't this more showing that a lot of threads are annoucing stuff for Switch more than port begging?
Reading the titles in the Op it looks to me that the majority are annoucing games, not asking for games?
 

corasaur

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,218
Maybe i'm not understanding this well but if this is created using Era threads as model isn't this more showing that a lot of threads are annoucing stuff for Switch more than port begging?
Reading the titles in the Op it looks to me that the majority are annoucing games, not asking for games?
yes. people find it funny that the title-generator cranked out so much discussion of impossible switch games because the switch port begging has been over-the-top at times on the forum itself. it's reading more into it due to context. that's all.
 

Aleh

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,591
How does nintendo gets away with amiibo that much in smash ultimate?

2019: the year you'll switch to Switch?

The newest Super Mario Odyssey capture is Cristiano Ronaldo

Smash Ultimate is out in the wild, hide ya kids for WoL SPOILERS


Those are some of my favourites!
Holy shit this is more funny than fantasy LMAO
 

Apeach

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,502
(Switch) coming to Nintendo Switch (December 2018 | Spoilers)
Digital Foundry: Forza Horizon 4 coming to Switch on August 13
The NES Classic on Nintendo Switch
PSA: Switch is coming to Switch
 
Last edited:

jts

Member
Oct 26, 2017
2,968
I believe many of the AI-generated Switch thread titles are based not only on port begging threads but also on the constant stream of actually announced titles for Switch.
 

Xiaomi

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,149
Nintendo just started a real video game this year
Finally Nintendo decides to create a video game using its beloved characters. It's about time, honestly.

Optional rest in early 2019
As long as it's optional and I don't have to stop playing games.

PS4 Pro is one of the most insane project on Xbox One - Chrono Trigger Designer for E3 2018 (and Zelda, Yet Divinity)
Yeah, this probably would require an act of god.
 

eyeball_kid

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,023
Anyone else like the biggest buttons?
The biggest buttons I ever used was on the deluxe version of Street Fighter 1. Instead of the normal SF buttons, it had two giant pads which returned a strength value based on how hard you hit them, which corresponded to the usual light/medium/heavy attacks. So you were smashing these things with your fist while trying to do joystick inputs at the same time.

I did not like the biggest buttons. I'm not sure how that arcade cab ever got approved.
 

Vex

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,250
Hmm.

I guess I'm trying to understand why this is so amusing to you all. When I read the titles they just sound like mangled garbage. It reads like a non native English speaker trying to communicate in... English. It doesn't make any sense and isn't funny.

Just look at this:

Nintendo Is Bad Project
That looks like it was put through Google translate. That's garbage. Absolute. Trash. And some of you are crying laughing at these? Really? How?

Yes I'm aware everyone has their own opinions on what is funny. I just don't think people should think THIS is funny. It should be illegal to think this is entertaining. Yes, I am typing all of this (on mobile). Yes, you just read my whole opinion. Yes, I also like fallout.
 

Disclaimer

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,893
Hmm.

I guess I'm trying to understand why this is so amusing to you all. When I read the titles they just sound like mangled garbage. It reads like a non native English speaker trying to communicate in... English. It doesn't make any sense and isn't funny.

Just look at this:



That looks like it was put through Google translate. That's garbage. Absolute. Trash. And some of you are crying laughing at these? Really? How?

Yes I'm aware everyone has their own opinions on what is funny. I just don't think people should think THIS is funny. It should be illegal to think this is entertaining. Yes, I am typing all of this (on mobile). Yes, you just read my whole opinion. Yes, I also like fallout.
You vex me. :P
 

corasaur

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,218
Hmm.

I guess I'm trying to understand why this is so amusing to you all. When I read the titles they just sound like mangled garbage. It reads like a non native English speaker trying to communicate in... English. It doesn't make any sense and isn't funny.

Just look at this:



That looks like it was put through Google translate. That's garbage. Absolute. Trash. And some of you are crying laughing at these? Really? How?

Yes I'm aware everyone has their own opinions on what is funny. I just don't think people should think THIS is funny. It should be illegal to think this is entertaining. Yes, I am typing all of this (on mobile). Yes, you just read my whole opinion. Yes, I also like fallout.
subverting expectations cracks people up. that still works with non-functional language-like snippets of text.

people also cracked up for badly-mangled machine translations when they were novel, or find the mistakes that non-native speakers of their languages make to be funny and endearing. Give markov chain-created comment collections a little longer, and people will be jaded to it, and these things will stop getting attention online.
 

Faiyaz

Member
Nov 30, 2017
1,140
Bangladesh
Hmm.

I guess I'm trying to understand why this is so amusing to you all. When I read the titles they just sound like mangled garbage. It reads like a non native English speaker trying to communicate in... English. It doesn't make any sense and isn't funny.

Just look at this:



That looks like it was put through Google translate. That's garbage. Absolute. Trash. And some of you are crying laughing at these? Really? How?

Yes I'm aware everyone has their own opinions on what is funny. I just don't think people should think THIS is funny. It should be illegal to think this is entertaining. Yes, I am typing all of this (on mobile). Yes, you just read my whole opinion. Yes, I also like fallout.
Your humor meter is probably broken beyond repair, man.
 
OP
OP
minimaxir

minimaxir

Built an AI that makes better threads than you
Member
May 9, 2018
1,354
Humor is highly subjective. Even while compiling the initial lists, I didn’t laugh-out-loud much, which made the process an interesting editorial challenge. (I took the feedback with what people liked into subsequent lists, though.)
 

Hella

Member
Oct 27, 2017
12,047
Hmm.

I guess I'm trying to understand why this is so amusing to you all. When I read the titles they just sound like mangled garbage. It reads like a non native English speaker trying to communicate in... English. It doesn't make any sense and isn't funny.

Just look at this:



That looks like it was put through Google translate. That's garbage. Absolute. Trash. And some of you are crying laughing at these? Really? How?

Yes I'm aware everyone has their own opinions on what is funny. I just don't think people should think THIS is funny. It should be illegal to think this is entertaining. Yes, I am typing all of this (on mobile). Yes, you just read my whole opinion. Yes, I also like fallout.
Is it just me? (READ OP)
 

RionaaM

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
1,852
Hmm.

I guess I'm trying to understand why this is so amusing to you all. When I read the titles they just sound like mangled garbage. It reads like a non native English speaker trying to communicate in... English. It doesn't make any sense and isn't funny.

Just look at this:



That looks like it was put through Google translate. That's garbage. Absolute. Trash. And some of you are crying laughing at these? Really? How?

Yes I'm aware everyone has their own opinions on what is funny. I just don't think people should think THIS is funny. It should be illegal to think this is entertaining. Yes, I am typing all of this (on mobile). Yes, you just read my whole opinion. Yes, I also like fallout.
Guess I've been playing too much House in Fata Morgana lately, because for some reason I read this post as if it were being said or thought by a character in that game.
 
OP
OP
minimaxir

minimaxir

Built an AI that makes better threads than you
Member
May 9, 2018
1,354
I was testing some pipeline throughput optimization, so here's 10,000 More!

Highlights from the first 5,000:
What do you think will be the best single player content in lootboxes
How to play with GameCube announced (for Nintendo Switch)
PlayStation VR Thread of All Time
Life is Strange Brigade (March 19, 2018) |OT| An Interview
Devil May Cry 5 has a reboot
GameStop 2018 |OT| Week 64, 2018
Is there a genre: I am dream
Nintendo Switch vs Pokemon Season 1 Announced
What's the best song on Nintendo Switch
Life is Strange Bloodline series to Findin FighterZ
What is one protagonist of all time?
Microsoft studios is hiring for Metroid trailer
What is Nintendo's soundtrack?
Let's talk about the game thread
Mario Tennis Aces - Fortnite Battle Royale To Commence Spoilers Thread
Nintendo Switch Korea (The Jimquisition)
Would you be interested in a game?
Pokemon Switch is a huge for loot boxes
Pokemon Go back to the PS4 Pro
What do You want the port of a game for loot boxes
How important is the Nintendo Switch
What is the best controller experience
[RUMOR] Out Of Time for Video Games
Do you think Sega Samus Team Loot Boxes and Yakuza 6
The Evil Within the Game Industry Forums?
Part 1/2
Part 2/2
 

Injustice45

Member
Oct 29, 2017
247
Pokemon Go back to the PS4 Pro - Wow!

The Evil Within the Game Industry Forums?

Life is Strange Bloodline series to Findin FighterZ

Would you be interested in a game? Yes.

How important is the Nintendo Switch - very important.

What's the best song on Nintendo Switch - Jump Up Super Star
 

>__

Alt Account
Banned
Oct 28, 2018
474
What algorithm was used OP? Can you go into the details if you are allowed?