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Deleted member 39479

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~!~Amazon is going to pay for sex.

RestEerie: Amazon has announced that it is going to hire a sex worker to help provide sex services for customers.
The sex worker will be paid $400.
It seems very clear that this is a $300 company taking advantage of consumers.
It's not surprising that Amazon is on the verge of getting into the sex business.
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Lelouch0612: I'm not sure if Amazon can keep this going, but that's what I thought.
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Jawmuncher: Amazon's going to be the sex company of the future.
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Crayon: Amazon has already gone on record to say that they're going to stop treating their customers like shit.
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Heartskips: Nothing to add about Amazon's future.
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HeRinger: Amazon's gonna start making more and more conditions for sex.
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a Master Ninja: Amazon is going to do something right.
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ZanderEzekial: Amazon is going to be the sex company of the future.
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BreezyLimbo: Amazon is the sex company of the future.
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Khezu: Amazon is going to do something right.
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Doc Laserstein

Doc Laserstein

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Oct 25, 2017
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Most of these are actually more coherent and thoughtful than the average gaming shitpost here.
 
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Deleted member 18966

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Oct 27, 2017
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The Hideo Baba part made me tear up and cackle like crazy. That being said a lot of the comments were surprisingly close to what you might see users posting, which just made the whole thing funnier
 
Strings

Strings

Member
Oct 27, 2017
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I'm not the only one who scoured through these to check if you were in them after realising it was using real usernames right >.>? I was actually impressed by how well it captured my very in-depth and unique posting style:

Strings: This sounds really interesting.
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A bunch of the opening posts are just perfection. Especially how succinctly it summed up a Cybersai OP:

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PaulloDEC

PaulloDEC

Visited by Knack
Member
Oct 25, 2017
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Australia
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Nikus

Nikus

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Oct 25, 2017
10,370
Dusk Golem said:
I glanced this one real quick when looking through the dumps:



I bet there's some real gold in here.
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Yeah:

Nabbit: I'm really excited for the game, but I'm certain I won't be getting it, especially since I have played a lot of the games I'd like to play but never actually get around to.
^ This is peak ERA, good job AI.

Sign My Guestbook!: I'm worried that I'm going to be playing Anthem too soon.
^ This is too good.
 
DC5remy

DC5remy

Member
Jan 20, 2018
7,588
Denver co
So many threads have me scratching my head now "was this the company trolling for data?"

I feel I have left the matrix and no longer have a grip on forum reality.
 
jonjonaug

jonjonaug

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,675
About died at this one

What's the best game that's ever been made?

Htown: I'm talking about games that have never been made, and I'm talking about games that have been made and still are made.

My main concern is this: what's the best game that's ever been made?

I'm more of a fan of games that were made and still are made, rather than games that were made and still are made. In my view, these games are generally not made by the people making them, but rather by the people who made them, and I think that's the best-selling title on Steam right now.

Let's break down what I think are the best games that have ever been made:

- Super Meat Boy

- Super Meat Boy 2

- Super Meat Boy 3

- Super Meat Boy 4

- Super Meat Boy 5

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Strangelove_77

Strangelove_77

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
13,392
"Solar Puffin: Holy shit that's dope! And I'm glad I can be proud of the fact we've NEVER gotten a Madden game before."
 
Crayon

Crayon

Member
Oct 26, 2017
15,580
Wow. I went and searched for some of mine and they actually read alot like me.

If something happens to me, can you give my account to this ai?
 
ASaiyan

ASaiyan

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,228
Oh shit, I've been AI'ed:
ASaiyan: It's still a top-notch game.
ASaiyan: I'm sure it's a rubbish VR game, but it is sooo good.
ASaiyan: Probably one of the two games that made the Wii U the most successful console ever.
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LOL at that last one.
 
Morrigan

Morrigan

Spear of the Metal Church
Member
Oct 24, 2017
34,362
Why the fuck does everyone your AI hates Panzer Dragoon Saga :(
 
Z-Beat

Z-Beat

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
31,849
~!~Game Informer: The Witcher 3 is Now a Horror Game with New Stylus

Z-Beat: I can't remember if it was the first time I played a game like this but I remember enjoying it when I was young.
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Ah yes, Witcher 3 was my favorite horror game as a kid

Z-Beat: Man, I love that REmake 2 is set in the same universe as Resident Evil.
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It's true, I do love this
 
astro

astro

Member
Oct 25, 2017
56,969
Quick, someone write an AI to check OP didn't just scour a bunch of low traction threads and copy and paste!
 
Joeku

Joeku

Member
Oct 26, 2017
23,477
jonjonaug said:
About died at this one

What's the best game that's ever been made?

Htown: I'm talking about games that have never been made, and I'm talking about games that have been made and still are made.

My main concern is this: what's the best game that's ever been made?

I'm more of a fan of games that were made and still are made, rather than games that were made and still are made. In my view, these games are generally not made by the people making them, but rather by the people who made them, and I think that's the best-selling title on Steam right now.

Let's break down what I think are the best games that have ever been made:

- Super Meat Boy

- Super Meat Boy 2

- Super Meat Boy 3

- Super Meat Boy 4

- Super Meat Boy 5

- Super Meat Boy 6

- Super Meat Boy 7

- Super Meat Boy 8

- Super Meat Boy 9

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Holy sweet Jesus. Read this in bed on my phone and as I slowly scrolled and it kept being revealed I was wheezing and tears were coming to my eyes.
 
Handicapped Duck

Handicapped Duck

▲ Legend ▲
Avenger
May 20, 2018
13,662
Ponds
Dying at some of these with how accurate and crazy they are. That Yoshi NSMB spoilers! Like how Yoshi dies in Yoshi's Island, damn never knew.
The talk about Mortal Kombat 11: Octopath Traveler Adventures has me now wanting it to be a game.
 
LazyLain

LazyLain

Member
Jan 17, 2019
6,500
~!~Games that you honestly wished didn't exist in the first place



Mysterio79: So I just finished Persona 5 and I can't put my finger on it being the best of the bunch but I knew that Persona 5 was the first game I'd played that I actually wanted to play. I loved the story, the characters, the combat, the world, the characters, the themes, the atmosphere, the creepy thematic. And I loved the costumes, the music, the anime characters. And I loved the music. It was just so satisfying, I thought it was a very special game. But I just couldn't fathom it. I hoped it would have been better than Persona 4 Arena. But because I did, I couldn't. I just couldn't. The game was so good, I just didn't feel like it was going to ever happen. The ending was so empty. It felt like I was playing a video game.

Let's start with a game I can't remember. A game that I wanted to play at some point. But got stuck on it for a while.

I'm not sure why it would have been held back or whatever, but that game was so good. But it just sucks that I didn't get to play that game. It was so much more satisfying than Persona 4 Arena. But I guess I should have just gone with Persona 5.

Another game I wanted to play was Devil Survivor: The Game. But I just can't get it to work after a few hours. It felt so out of place.

Another game I wanted to play was Super Mario Bros. The second one. But a bunch of meh games I just can't play. Why? Because I think it was because I didn't want to play Mario Bros.

Another game I wanted to play was a game I just can't play. I just can't. I can't. Why? Because I just can't. So I just can't.

Another game I wanted to play was Ninja Gaiden Black. But I just can't. I don't feel like I can. Not that I think I'd enjoy it, but I just can't. I just can't. Persona 5 is a really good game.
Another game I wanted to play was the one that I just can't. I just can't. The story, the characters, the atmosphere. Except, I guess, for the characters.
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VanWinkle

VanWinkle

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Oct 25, 2017
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Meelow: I know it's not a super popular thread but I wanted to make a thread for something that I actually enjoyed.
I always thought it was really weird that people would charge a premium for a free game that is basically a glorified physical version of a game that doesn't have a price tag.
Even in the west E3 when you can get a game with a price tag it's not really a discount.
Would you pay $25 for a game that costs $50?
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texhnolyze: Honestly, I don't think it's a big deal. I can see people's motivation for people to rebuy a game with a price tag, but I don't think people who actually want to get it will make the decision to pay money.
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Phantom Thief: I appreciate that you can find some really niche games in the eShop price range where it's not uncommon to be able to get one for less than $30.
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Hanbei: Nah, I don't think it's a big deal.
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SiG: They were only going for $20 and I'd rather not have to deal with a shoddy price.
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Meelow: I think you got a different case here...
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Meelow: No.
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Oheao: The pricing model is different.
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Phantom Thief: A little more specific in this case is the price tag. It's not uncommon to get a game with a price tag of roughly $50, it's rare only in the US.
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MELLO: It's not a big deal
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Oheao: For $30, there's no incentive for people to buy the game.
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I now know what English looks like to someone who has very rudimentary knowledge of the language. Just trying really hard to figure out what people are talking about but not grasping it.
 
Handicapped Duck

Handicapped Duck

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May 20, 2018
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Scary how this could apply to a new Sonic game.
Sega's new Hero Maker: Time's Up!
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Angie22: Well, it's because of the Switch. Seems pretty cool.

a Master Ninja: I thought I was done with him.
Duffking: Is it real?
Laserbeam: I liked this game. I'd love to see more of it.
Papasmurff: I love it so much. I only played the alpha version of it a few years back. At least it was a bit of a mess.
Alex840: I thought this was gonna be a shitty game with some terrible decisions, but finally decided to buy it at launch.
The Almighty Tria: The game is super fuckin stupid, no question.
Duffking: I was thinking of the early hours of it. I believe it was a bunch of people who played and liked the game, like that... so I guess it's true.
 
Okabe

Okabe

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Aug 24, 2018
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What is your favorite game of all time ?

Okabe: I want to play a game.



What the hell did I mean by this
 
Handicapped Duck

Handicapped Duck

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I'm hoping for a switch port of the PS4/Switch title
Xharos: - Switch version comes with a gorgeous artstyle and introduces a slew of new characters
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  2. - The Switch version comes with a massive library of content
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bsigg

bsigg

Member
Oct 25, 2017
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This is something lol

  1. ~!~Today - The Best XBX Games Ever, Xbox One Controller Consoles, The Best Play Anywhere On The PS4, Xbox One S, And More
  3. Hero of Legend: Just announced today.
  4. The Play Anywhere is an XBox controller that can be used on both Xbox One and Playstation 4. Just plug it into a PC and play all Xbox games on the go.
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  6. Dark Cloud: So, which game is this?
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  10. Cronogear: Give me that Xbox One controller!!
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  12. Jawbreaker: I'll give it a go, but I can't tell you how much I love the controller.
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  14. Hero of Legend: Oh, this is a weird thing to do, you know?
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  16. Hero of Legend: Yeah, I'm guessing that's what they're called.
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  18. Lant_War: It's the first time I've seen this since the controller is called Xbox One X.
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  20. Xagarath: I'll wait until I can find out for sure, I guess.
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  22. Hero of Legend: I'll wait until I can get my hands on the controller.
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