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I was invited to sleep in her bed, now I regret it.

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Thornquist

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She said "no sex, and you better not snore."

"Fine, I said. Im not a caveman. And im quieter than the morning fog."

...well guess who DO snore.

Edit: seems someone didnt get it, but she does.
 
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Aurongel

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Gr8one

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You prob farted on her in your sleep too

edit: Oh shit nm she's the snorer. lol that's cute. Well you both probably dutched ovened each other eitherway.
 
Vyse

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Always look for the silver lining, it's better to find out you're a snorer than a somnambulist sex maniac.
 
Fat4all

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PersonAndStuff said:
Weird that your mom had to specify that but okay.
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mnk

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I thought this was gonna be another thread for those sex cartoon ads.
 
oreomunsta

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OP was invited to a bad deal outlined from the start (unrealistic expectations of snoring - a behavior when asleep and unconscious)

Then he regretted saying yes to it, lol
 
Goldenroad

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"I never snore after sex" is the only right response.
 
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