I wish urinals had bidets

[Zen]

Spray my end with a jet so I don't feel gross wetting my underwear with the drop of pee still on it after I'm done. Standing there wiggling it hoping the last drop flies off makes me feel dumb.

 

[jwk94]

Just use the stall.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

i'm trying to picture how that would work...

 

[TheLetdown]

You can always flick it if wiggling feels weird to you.

 

[MrKlaw]

Maybe a little bowl of water like a finger bowl in a restaurant when you're eating shellfish

 

[Vagabond]

...Anime avatar checks out.

 

[excelsiorlef]

uhhh you want to look like you pissed yourself?

 

[signal]

Pretty terrible idea.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

like if urinals had bidets your unit would still be wet and you'd still get your underwear wet and...

yknow it'd just be easier to use a stall and wipe your dick tip with tp

 

[Wzrd]

You're supposed to wrestle it into submission. Jesus OP

 

[TheWooniestWoona]

Urinals suck. Stalls are better in every way. There's toilet paper in there if you need it.

 

[andrew]

What no. then you'd just get water all over. Also where would the jet go, to the side of the urinal? those things are already packed in there. I'm gonna need a diagram

 

[nded]

Just flush and dip, my bro.

Spoiler

Don't do this.

 

[BareKnuckle]

So instead of getting a little wet spot on your trousers you'd rather get blasted on and around your cock with a water jet?

Horrible idea

 

[HStallion]

That's what I want when I'm at a urinal, backsplash on purpose.

 

[BriGuy]

What if they had suction hoses like the dentist uses.

 

[SugarNoodles]

Tap tap tap. What was that movie with Steve Martin?

 

[electroshockwave]

like if urinals had bidets your unit would still be wet and you'd still get your underwear wet and...

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Not if they also had an air dryer for your dick.

 

[KillLaCam]

How and why??

 

[Dream Machine]

"I won't look like I wet myself if everyone looks like they wet themselves"

 

[Prophaniti]

Wtf dude. Terrible idea.

 

[ElephantShell]

I mean.. then your dick is all wet with water. Either way your undies are getting damp.

I'd rather an occasional rogue drop of piss than a completely wet dick in there.

 

[WhoTurgled]

just blow on it you coward

 

[Einbroch]

ask your urinal neighbor to wipe it off for you if you feel weird doing it yourself

 

[Trojita]

Have a better dick, don't care about it, wait till it all drops off.

 

[Fishtank]

I honestly can't believe this became a thread lol

 

[javac]

I don't want to get my underwear wet with a drop of pee so blast me with a jet of water so it looks like I pissed myself.

 

[Jessie]

The fuck

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[Deleted member 862]

 

[Deleted member 1086]

Not if they also had an air dryer for your dick.

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op feels goofy shaking his wee wee i'm sure he'd feel goofy standing there air drying it off

 

[vatstep]

I propose a high-powered penile drying port installed at each urinal. You insert your dong and it suck-dries the leftover pee droplets. Unfortunately I think a handful of people would abuse this, so we would just need a full-time bathroom staffer monitoring each urinal. Seems fairly easy to implement.

 

[Xe4]

I've pretty much never had problems with the little bit of pee as soon as I learned to actually unbutton my pants when peeing instead of just using the fly.

 

[MrKlaw]

Combo urinal and drinking fountain

 

[Deleted member 1086]

I propose a high-powered penile drying port installed at each urinal. You insert your dong and it suck-dries the leftover pee droplets. Unfortunately I think a handful of people would abuse this, so we would just need a full-time bathroom staffer monitoring each urinal. Seems fairly easy to implement.

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might help out with the incel problem though

 

[Clydefrog]

but then my panties get really wet

 

[giancarlo123x]

Seriously

 

[molnizzle]

Just work on your technique.

 

[Khanimus]

How would that work?

 

[Bitanator]

Grab a paper towel before you piss, shake it, wipe it, pull up and leave.

 

[Pickman]

What the hell is with these ridiculous showerthought threads lately?

 

[Deleted member 12379]

how do yall make it through the day?

 

[Podge293]

You need to get that checked out.

 

[8bit]

That's what the Dyson dick dryers are for.

 

[DukeBlueBall]

I wonder what your water bill is each month.

I am guessing you also use hand sanitizer multiple times a day?

 

[ParanormalFupa]

What is gross about a drop that is almost entirely water in your underwear? Won't that happen even more so with a bidet?

 

[Molecule]

I just take a bit of tp, put it on the tip, and leave it there until next time I go. Only way I've managed to deal with that.

 

[Bakercat]

I like the little cakes in them that smell like fruit loops...

 

[WhoTurgled]

have you considered getting a dick wiping kerchief?

 

[IPSF]

Some kind of blower I could see working, just a bit of compressed air to get it all off.

A bidet would just make matters worse.