wiping up the drink I spit everywhere when reading that part lol.Yes. Absofuckinglutely . I would start by going between to factions fighting and fuck one side up destroying their equipment and shit (not taking lives), and when the others start cheering, fuck em up too, and then threaten all the governments in the world saying I'm am their new ruler and anything and everything has to go trough me first.
nope
That's not how you do it. You scare the world into cooperation by threatening their extinction and they'll govern themselves. All you have to do is be a looming threat in the event that they stray from righteousness. Be the god everyone pretends they're afraid of.No, governance takes a lot more work than I'd want to deal with on a daily basis. I could see myself correcting certain universal wrongs though.
I probably would. Wipe out everyone who is an asshole. Leave only kittens and puppies and good chefs.
Yes. Absofuckinglutely . I would start by going between to factions fighting and fuck one side up destroying their equipment and shit (not taking lives), and when the others start cheering, fuck em up too, and then threaten all the governments in the world saying I'm am their new ruler and anything and everything has to go trough me first.