Well?

  • Incest

    Votes: 383 55.1%
  • Masturbation

    Votes: 312 44.9%

  • Total voters
    695

Uncle at Nintendo

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Jan 3, 2018
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With cloning technology being refined within 100 years or so, what would happen if you literally went to "go fuck yourself".
 

NESpowerhouse

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Weiss

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Oct 25, 2017
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A good time.

I swear this question used to be in 00s forum signatures.
 

Unknownlight

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If you're the same person in two bodies (like, telepathic communication, you still "feel" like one person), then it's masterbation. Otherwise it's incest, as it's identical from a genetic perspective to having sex with your identical twin.
 

Aiii

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Oct 24, 2017
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I mean you're fucking another body and you're not family.

So neither.
 

Sesha

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If you're gonna make a thread like this, you could at least have a Sanji avatar or something. Imma get weird vibes about Yamato fans from this.
 

jph139

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Oct 25, 2017
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DNA is irrelevant to personhood (see: identical twins), so obviously not masturbation; you're two different people.

Whether it qualifies as incest or not is probably up to the legal definition of "family." In essence it would be a sibling, so my instinct says yes, and procreative sex would be a bad idea. But there's no pre-established familial bond, so it's a corner case.
 
Feb 1, 2018
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If you're the same person in two bodies (like, telepathic communication, you still "feel" like one person), then it's masterbation. Otherwise it's incest, as it's identical from a genetic perspective to having sex with your identical twin.

Not quite.
Identical twins have the same DNA as each other, but different from their parents. A clone, however, only has one parent and has exactly the same DNA as that parent.
 

lvl 99 Pixel

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Oct 25, 2017
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"masturbation" is inane. Clones are different people from the moment they start having their own experiences.
 

Verelios

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Oct 26, 2017
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I don't want to fuck myself, and I'm pretty sure you'd get a severe case of uncanny valley if you tried.