WHERE IS THE CHOREOGRAPHY. THIS IS THE MOST BORING PARADE I'VE SEEN
whoa now let's not get carried away here
Smith can’t sing. Weird expressions and poor acting from everyone else. Somehow the set looks really cheap. The directing is so static and bland, especially when this is supposed to be a song about Aladdin’s richness and him showing off to the Jasmine
Whenever I see footage of the movie it looks both cheap and expensive at the same time. I don't know how else to describe it.
because The Lion King is still "animated" technically, and Alladin is live action, thus losing all the charm the animated version had?Why does the new Lion King look so good, and this so shitty and unwatchable?
Like at no point, did anyone ask themselves "I think our movie is shaping up to be a massive turd."? It looks like it has a huge budget, yet somehow projects the feel of a STV sequel to a obscure 90s movie now starring a washed up wrestler or something.
Yeah I get that, but...like even if everything was stylized CG, it'd still come off as the living, breathing imbodiment of autotune but as a Disney film, you know? Like I can smell it's lack of soul. It's like staring into an empty peanut shell, except you realize there was never a peanut in there. Only greed, madness, and emptiness.
Yeah, essentially Aladdin's BIG moment to impress. So they go all out on the image that Aladdin is a highly respectable, highly trained warrior, very muscular despite appearance, very handsome, and a very rich Prince all rolled into one.
This is definitely a good way to put it. There was almost no energy in the directing so you're really just looking at the equivalent of a marching band. I'd rather Will have shaken things up, stepped out of Robin Williams shadow and turned the song into a semi-rap so the comparison wasn't so stark.