I'm a cop and somebody's dad just called me and said he caught his kid with pot

[qaopjlll]

Which one of them should I arrest?

 

[BasilZero]

Throw them both in the slammer!

 

[Deleted member 9145]

JMON

 

[BubbaKrumpz]

Shut up already gotdammit

 

[Kurdel]

Yourself

 

[FunkyMonkey]

throw them both in jail and throw away the key

 

[faceless]

are they minorities?

 

[BasilZero]

 

[Phrozenflame500]

what colour are their skin?

 

[Officer Big Mac]

I'm reporting you to that one mean mod.

 

[fadedbones]

Yeah this is one fun too many people etcetera is gonna get collectively garrotted

 

[Forearms]

Call for backup.

 

[Fat4all]

the pot-dad-cop cinematic universe

 

[adj_noun]

ADMIT IT

YOU'RE WORKING WITH SPIDER-MAN AND TAKING DOWN DRUG DEALERS

ADMIT IT

 

[Kevers]

possession is nine tenths of the law

 

[Muffin]

These are the kind of threads I frequent this forum for

 

[Joqu]

I'm a pot but I don't think because I'm an inanimate object

 

[RionaaM]

Please don't shoot the kid, he did nothing wrong.

 

[Florist]

the pot-dad-cop cinematic universe

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Haha

 

[SageShinigami]

Okay, so that thread has been sufficiently trolled. Cool.

 

[faceless]

the pot-dad-cop cinematic universe

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PDCU already better than DCCU

 

[TissueBox]

Just take the pot

 

[Gyro Zeppeli]

It seems like the father, the son, and the holy spir- cop are in a state of mass confusion.

 

[lacer]

Which one of them should I arrest?

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arrest them both then steal the weed for yourself and shoot their dog. you'll up your numbers for the month, plus have a fat sack for when you get a paid vacation for icing that dog

 

[Deleted member 2145]

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[Deleted member 1086]

don't worry about it man, I already took the offending material from his possession.

 

[wideface]

thank you for your service

 

[AnansiThePersona]

Confiscate it and throw the kid in the slammer. Fuck it, throw the dad in too for snitching.

 

[Pacify]

Can confirm, I'm the phone that had to decide to let the call through.

 

[Bakercat]

Which is a work or a shoot!?

 

[Deleted member 2779]

Sounds like a job for the friendly neighbourhood narc Spiderman.

 

[Deleted member 42]

Locking Thread.

We've reached our limit on these meta threads.

(also I don't believe that you're a cop!)