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Are Bears Dogs or Cats ?

  • Dogs

  • Cats

  • bears


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Fulminator

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Oct 25, 2017
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Counter point:

Seals are just underwater bears
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seals are also dogs
 
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Deleted member 25606

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Oct 29, 2017
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Also I did not use neither logic or look at it's genetics.

Heart and mind breakdown.

A dog wants to me unconditional love.

A cat wants unconditional love from me.

Both highly attractive traits for pets depending on personality.

If a bear notices me it will try to murder me.
 

Garchia3.0

Member
Dec 20, 2018
1,859
Most closely related to Seals, actually.

www.quora.com

What animals are closely related to bears?

Answer (1 of 7): SEALS. That’s right, seals are the closest living relatives of bears. Bears belong to the Carnivoran suborder caniformia, which contains dogs, raccoons, mustelids (weasels, badgers, otters, and the like), skunks, and seals. Out of these, the ones bears share the most recent commo...

by that measure, the answer to OP's question specifically would then be dogs since they are also related to seals

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Done.
 

Kunka Kid

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,019
They have elements of both. They can climb trees for example, which is cat-like.

But they're mostly dogs.
 

bionic77

Member
Oct 25, 2017
30,888
They are bears.

But if I put my brain on the side and use lesser organs for thinking Bears are closer to cats than dogs.

Bears are way more vicious than dogs and will fuck your shit up badly, closer to what you would expect if you were attacked by a big cat. Only crazy animal people think they are cute and cuddly. Don't fuck with wild animals. And especially don't fuck with bears.
 
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learning

Member
Jan 4, 2019
708
this is a big deal what I am about to say

early on in this poll the split was

18.8% Dogs
6.4% Cats
74.8% bears


what is extremely INTERESTING! is that we can do some math with our hears and from that what we find is thus:

Cats / (Dogs + Cats) = 6.4 / (18.8 + 6.4) = 25.4%!! ONE MINUS 25.4% = 74.6%

this is a mere
0.2% off of the percent bears of 74.8%.

What this means is that the ratio of bear beliefs to dogs and cats is scientifically equivalent to the ratio of dog beliefs to cats

bear beliefs:dog beliefs plus cat beliefs ~= dog belifs:cat beliefs
 

Jims

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
3,215
In The Wizard of Oz, they declared, "Lions, tigers, and bears, oh my!"

Therefore, bears must be cats.
 

Deleted member 25606

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Oct 29, 2017
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They are bears.

But if I put my brain on the side and use lesser organs for thinking Bears are closer to cats than dogs.

Bears are way more vicious than dogs and will fuck your shit up badly, closer to what you would expect if you were attacked by a big cat. Only crazy animal people think they are cute and cuddly. Don't fuck with wild animals. And especially don't fuck with bears.
This person gets it.
 

Perzeval

Prophet of Truth
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Oct 25, 2017
10,525
Sweden
The poll is so fucked up. Give me a good reason why a bear is not a cat? Like good solid evidence. Just because The Bear is a relatively new species doesn't mean it can be grouped up with dogs or other bears.