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[important topic] Are BEARS Dogs or Cats?
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Between these two choices, they're dogs:
en.wikipedia.org
Bears are carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae. They are classified as caniforms, or doglike carnivorans.
Weasels, foxes, skunks, otters, raccoons, and even seals are also caniforms. Cats, appropriately enough, are kind of their own thing.
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Bear - Wikipedia
Weasels, foxes, skunks, otters, raccoons, and even seals are also caniforms. Cats, appropriately enough, are kind of their own thing.
You're not my real mom, you can't tell me what to do.
Most closely related to Seals, actually.
What animals are closely related to bears?
Answer (1 of 7): SEALS. That’s right, seals are the closest living relatives of bears. Bears belong to the Carnivoran suborder caniformia, which contains dogs, raccoons, mustelids (weasels, badgers, otters, and the like), skunks, and seals. Out of these, the ones bears share the most recent commo...www.quora.com
by that measure, the answer to OP's question specifically would then be dogs since they are also related to seals
Wait, hyenas are closer to cats than dogs?
elephants, obviously. Rhinos couldn't even begin to understand how to drown a person
this is the best
I had to vote with my mind because my heart doesn't actually have strong opinions about bears?
Fun Fact: I once encountered a bear walking home through a suburban neighborhood after classes. The bear was frightened off by an SUV before it could become a more interesting story. Neither dogs nor cats are scared of SUVs, so I content bears are neither.
Fun Fact: I once encountered a bear walking home through a suburban neighborhood after classes. The bear was frightened off by an SUV before it could become a more interesting story. Neither dogs nor cats are scared of SUVs, so I content bears are neither.
hyenas are closer to cats than to dogs?Most closely related to Seals, actually.
What animals are closely related to bears?
Answer (1 of 7): SEALS. That’s right, seals are the closest living relatives of bears. Bears belong to the Carnivoran suborder caniformia, which contains dogs, raccoons, mustelids (weasels, badgers, otters, and the like), skunks, and seals. Out of these, the ones bears share the most recent commo...
by that measure, the answer to OP's question specifically would then be dogs since they are also related to seals
the fuck?
Amazing
Hyenas are fucking weirdos, and if you don't know much about them take my advice and keep it that way.
You're heading into echnida territory all over again.
You're heading into echnida territory all over again.
Pet the damn bear!
I went and Googled "bears" and every result including the little info portion is for the Chicago Bears US football team. Jesus Christ Google.
Bears are not Dogs.
However, Dogs can be Bears.
Yes, there's even a polar variant.
Depends if the Gorilla has been taught to weight train and thus has increased his strength even more now that it knows how to deadlift.
What if the Grizzly learned to exercise as well? Of course it can't grab so it would be using calisthenics.
Calisthenics vs bodybuilding
Leopards kill gorillas. A grizzly bear would fucking annihilate 200 at once.
I assume this is a meme post.
Video: Clearly shows instances of dogs almost getting mauled by a polar bear.
Humans: "Bears and dogs playing, look how cute!"
It's kind of fucking with me that hyenas are on the cat branch. I've always thought of hyenas as dog-like, or maybe I'm just mentally conflating them with jackals and wild dogs since they all share the same general habitat, behavior, and diet.Most closely related to Seals, actually.
What animals are closely related to bears?
Answer (1 of 7): SEALS. That’s right, seals are the closest living relatives of bears. Bears belong to the Carnivoran suborder caniformia, which contains dogs, raccoons, mustelids (weasels, badgers, otters, and the like), skunks, and seals. Out of these, the ones bears share the most recent commo...
by that measure, the answer to OP's question specifically would then be dogs since they are also related to seals
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What I'm saying is, bears are dogs.
It depends on where they fight and how they use the environment to their advantage. Still I have a hard time seeing how a hundred -anything- is not going to defeat one -anything-.
What I'm saying is, bears are dogs.
It depends on where they fight and how they use the environment to their advantage. Still I have a hard time seeing how a hundred -anything- is not going to defeat one -anything-.
Plain ass room. No environmental advantage anywhere. See, my theory is the ducks would just all scatter, letting the bear tear into them one by one.
