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Now we're all big fans of Dark Souls porn here. It's a wondrous beautifully realized world of darkness and despair that inevitably inflames the passions of all those who find themselves appreciating the series. Now I've spent many an hour browsing for the latest and greatest of Dark souls sexual material and in my spare time have conducted a highly unscientific experiment that led me to the observation Maneater Mildred, a character of little importance to the lore, is shockingly over-respresented.

What is it about this character? Is it her sudden appearance in the game world causing players to place an undue amount of importance on her? Is it her attire? The State of her living area? Perhaps the more toned down (But still undeniably present) sexuality of the character when compared to the more exaggerated Gwynevere? I myself am drawn to the raw passion with which she attempts to brutally dismember the player character in a bid to consume their body parts.

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Shy

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I think because she's a joke character. So people think it's funny do draw her all super sexy.

Don't expect this thread to last more than a page before it gets locked. Sorry my dude.
 

Zacmortar

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I admit to being a huge deviant but even I can't find anything in Dark Souls attractive aside from, like, the obvious Gwynevere. And that's saying something.
 

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She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far
 

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Pilgrimzero

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So is Dark Souls porn really difficult to get aroused with and this to reach the climax? Would it be possible to get some more sexy thus less difficult to reach the climax?

Or would my easier climax take away from those who earned thier climax through all the difficult to find arousing porn?
 

DevilPuncher

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Between this thread and the boobs thread earlier, today has been a weird day on ResetERA.
 
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