Oh yeah the episode of GX where a cult summoned Jinzo who then stalked them.
I do wish VRAINS slowed down a bit...I don't care for any of the characters.
Except for the Frog and Pigeon. And the guy who just wanted a promotion!
I completely forgot about that guy. WowI do wish VRAINS slowed down a bit...I don't care for any of the characters.
Except for the Frog and Pigeon. And the guy who just wanted a promotion!
Wait, he just beat Blue Girl once, right?Don't worry, I know you don't care about Yusaku and he's an unlikeable prick, so the writers fix it by giving him zero development but they introduce a Yusaku 2.0 that smiles, a lot. and never shuts up about how flaming his soul is,and always wins too, specially against female characters...And they don't develop him either.
That fixes the problem right?
I completely forgot about that guy. Wow
Wait, he just beat Blue Girl once, right?
It's not like the writers gave Aoi much of a thing to recover from, unfortunately.
It's not like the writers gave Aoi much of a thing to recover from, unfortunately.
Yeah, same...To me that was the final nail in the coffin for her, when she became Blue Girl, I thought that all her previous awfulness was intended becaus she was now going to mature out of the idol phase, and then...LOL
I find this hard to believe considering VRAINS bored me to tears.I'm not that far in to VRAINS but it's really not that bad. It's far better than Zexal.
Selena is another lovable character with a fantastic deck and memorable character moments...which makes her fate even more infuriating. And I'll go into detail about that later tonight when we get to the final card of Gen 5.
So, look. Gen 6 is a shitshow of colossal proportions, I know I should probably get on with it and do a review of "Decode Talker", but I won't. Not today, I need time to collect my thoughts on Konami forcing the use of a new mechanic and locking all other mechanics behind it, the player backlash that followed, the backtracking, the actual good link support, the problem with Extralinks as a mechanic, and the entire Firewall Dragon debacle, and reach the current healthy state of the game. It's just too big of a roller coaster....So I think, just this once, I´m going to simply remember the simpler times and the most requested card as a little bonus review. This will also let me focus on the "Legendary Dragons" for the next reviews (Alongside Slifer and Obelisk of course)
So Gridlock Pikachu Blindy Cruxist Negaduck Pascal Toxi RadioJoNES, you asked for him, here he is.
Jinzo
Generations 1 & 2: Duel Monsters & GX
Users: Espa Roba, Joey Wheeler, The Big Five, Jinzo Himself
Original Artwork:
Latest Artwork:
During his time in battle city, Joey Wheeler eventually found himself dueling against yet another duelist who claimed to be a psychic but was a total cheat instead, Espa Roba, Espa Roba's ace monster was a Level 6, DARK, Machine-Type monster with one of the simplest, yet deadliest effect for the early game. "Jinzo"
Jinzo's original artwork is just striking, this humanoid cyborg is just standing there, doing nothing but staring and you from the other side of that unnerving mask, the veins popping and throbbing make it clear that whatever this horrible mask is supposed to be for, it's also hurting him, and he doesn't care...His objective is you. The background being a pink mist always give me the idea that seeing him is a nightmare, but also, that he just vaporized a pink trap card and is coming out of the smoke, both interpretations just make me realize how effective of a background it is, and not only that but it plays really well with the green on his armor. Kazuki Takahashi himself designed his second artwork, as you can see by his autograpgh in the lowe right corner, a staple of all the Takahashi Artwork cards. But I don't like it. Much like with Dark Magician I´m not a fan of him always going for black and edgy for OG cards. His pose using thudershock like a Pikachu is nowhere near as good as the thing just...staring at you.
For the game, Jinzo negates all trap cards currently on the field and prevents their activation, this was MASSIVE back in the day, as trap cards were usually your first line of defense against attacks, and with a respectable 2400 ATK for the price of a tribute, Jinzo was damn well worth it. A good Jinzo could end games if summoned at the right time. He's a legend...
That has unfortunately fallen from grace. Trap cards are nowhere near as popular as back in the day, with player playing a max of like 5 traps in their decks and only if they're absolutely neccesary. The rise in popularity of "Hand Traps" (Monsters that activate their effect in your hand during the opponent's turn) such as "Honest" and "Effect Veiler" really hurt his viability.
But the most criminal reason why Jinzo isn't up there with the greats...is a lack of support. For the longest time the only card supporting Jinzo was "Jinzo's Snazzy Party Hat" a card so not worth it it has not being reprinted since release...
After that came a bit of hope with GX's "Jinzo Returner"
This card would attack your opponent directly and revive a Jinzo in your graveyard when it's destroyed, but that just meant exposing yourself to an attack against a weak monster, you could always play him in defense and wait for it to be killed, but that's just slow and too risky.
Jinzo later got an upgraded, more powerful form "Jinzo-Lord"
And not only does it make Jinzo look like shit, but it's a total dead draw if you don't have Jinzo already, and it only provides a burn effect if your opponent controls face-up continous traps...that's too situational.
Then came some GOOD support at the tail end of the 5D's era with
This card let's you summon Jinzo for (almost) free as a response to an opponent's trap! Jinzo will get summoned and their trap will be negated! that's cool....but it requires your opponent to activate a trap, for you to have a spell/trap in your hand to discard, and for Jinzo to be only in your deck...oh man, I was getting excited.
Zexal era came in and gave Jinzo his last known piece of support, the amazing "Jinzo-Jector"
Teenage metalhead Jinzo can be tributed to add Jinzo from your deck to your hand, reveal all cards your opponent has set, and if there is a single trap among them, Jinzo will be special summoned at no cost. If more than 1 trap is revealed, you can summon more cards with "Jinzo" in their name! That's amazing!.
....But that's 1 maybe 2 good cards, compare that to my Dark Magician or Blue-Eyes writeups, it's simply not enough.
But Konami sure likes their gen 1 pandering from time to time, and if the shitty Fairy Tale cards from the fillers got actually printed, Buster Blader has his own deck and lore and Joey support packs are a dime a dozen, I know, deep down, that is only a matter of time for Jinzo to fucking return.
Black Rose Dragon
Generation 3: 5D's
User: Aki Izayoi
Artwork:
The third Signer Dragon is here!
I feel like I can't start talking about this card without first talking about Aki, probably the closest YGO has ever come of having a compelling female character, and bar none, the absolute best female character in the franchise. (Just so we're clear, I will NOT call Aki "Akiza". Kthx.)
Aki is great. Don't be afraid to try again if you feel like it.i almost want to watch this show for this character, but i tried watching it already and wasnt digging it
The most annoying thing about it is that when they were revealed there was a huge contigent of players who were okay with it because it would "slow the game down", some of which were actually supposedly good players. I'm not even a good player myself and I couldn't believe someone would say that with a straight face. Link themselves are stupid easy to summon, it was clear that they were designed to overcentralize the game and become a paywall for older decks. No new mechanic ever introduced was designed like this. You could argue they were always a sign of powercreep, but the early Arc-V era had every summoning method featured in a high tier deck, so Konami can power creep any mechanic they want. Links, however? That was plain stupid and greedy.I already knew that link monsters were not popular, but Jesus christ, this kind of fuckery is something else
I already knew that link monsters were not popular, but Jesus christ, this kind of fuckery is something else
I don't have any experience with Links but I like Decode Talker's design actually a lot.
Reminds me of 5D's where Junk Warrior is clearly the superior design compared to the dragon.
...have they gave Junk Warrior new support?
He goes full "friends are my power" in season 2 for unexplained reasons.I can see your issue with Yusaku but to be fair it's a bit unfair to leave out the fact he was kidnapped as a child for months where he was forced to duel in order to eat and not be electrocuted.
Honestly I like when they focus on him just being a big jerk and dislike the moments where he's oddly heroic and self-sacrificing. Those don't seem "earned", at least not by Episode 30 or so where I'm at.
The show probably would've been better if they made Yusaku a straight-up psycho like Spectre though.
I can see your issue with Yusaku but to be fair it's a bit unfair to leave out the fact he was kidnapped as a child for months where he was forced to duel in order to eat and not be electrocuted.
Honestly I like when they focus on him just being a big jerk and dislike the moments where he's oddly heroic and self-sacrificing. Those don't seem "earned", at least not by Episode 30 or so where I'm at.
The show probably would've been better if they made Yusaku a straight-up psycho like Spectre though.
I still prefer this to tone of Arc V.I'm all for damaged characters, but it's been a whooping 105 episodes and he's still the same as in episode 1. Just know, after what happened in the climax where he for no reason at all went all "Power of friendship!". Friendship where he hasn't talked to the main female character except to sell her hotdogs...And she still doesn't even know he's Playmaker. It's been 105 episodes.
The most annoying thing about it is that when they were revealed there was a huge contigent of players who were okay with it because it would "slow the game down", some of which were actually supposedly good players. I'm not even a good player myself and I couldn't believe someone would say that with a straight face. Link themselves are stupid easy to summon, it was clear that they were designed to overcentralize the game and become a paywall for older decks. No new mechanic ever introduced was designed like this. You could argue they were always a sign of powercreep, but the early Arc-V era had every summoning method featured in a high tier deck, so Konami can power creep any mechanic they want. Links, however? That was plain stupid and greedy.
3+ Effect Monsters
If this card is Link Summoned: You can place counters on this card equal to the number of Cyberse monsters in your GY of a different monster card type (Ritual, Fusion, Synchro, or Xyz). Gains 2500 ATK for each of these counters on this card during the Battle Phase only. When your opponent activates a monster effect (Quick Effect): You can remove 1 counter from this card; negate the activation, also if this effect was activated between this card's attack declaration and the end of the Damage Step, it can make a second attack in a row.
question about the link monsters.
so you tribute 1 per link to summon them. some of them are like "link-3" and then also say "2+ effect monsters" in the body of the card. i assume that means "2 or more of the things you sacrifice must be effect monsters."
then... does that "2+monsters" on firewall mean anything? it's already a link-4
also wait these are extra-deck cards? you can just throw these down the second you have space and any ol' pile of sacrifices? people thought this would slow the game down?
oh wow. thanks.Arrows you paid for to summon another link monster previously will count when you pay for a new Link.
That means a LINK-2 and another random monster can get you a LINK-3
When you read "2+, effect monsters" it means that the minimum amount of Monsters that can be used for the summon is 2, and all of them must be effect monsters.
Yeah the Extra Link is a mistake.I just wanted to say extra linking is a stupid and completely unintuitive mechanic and I have no idea why anyone one thought it'd be a good idea
I get your Tron complaints, but I do like the little, cute (original) monsters Yusaku uses that are based on various computer stuff like Bit Trooper.
Also earlier you mentioned how you think we might see the next big card-type involve using "mana", I'm very interested in what you mean by that and how you picture it working.