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In this thread we drop weird comic knowledge with little context

Slayven

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For example:

Hank Pym once built an infinity big mansion on top of what he thought was the soul of the wasp. It was not

Havok offered to pee on Iceman to save his life.

Captain America is actually an accomplished artist and draws comics in his free time

The Martian Manhunter once slept with his cousin's bride to be on the night before their wedding, and was not even sorry.

Captain Germany had his named changed to Freedom Fighter because the named translated into German is a bit to close to nazi shit.

Hank Pym a chest thumping atheist was in a long relationship with an evangical christen after she stopped him from committing suicide.

Master Pandemonium sold his soul for demon arms. Not the arms from a demon, but demons actually becoming his arms.
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I chellenge excelsiorlef , psychbat . Dalek , BWoog and Manmademan to top that shit
 
B-Dubs

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I should have come straight to you for the last Thanos challenge, could have really made it impossible for them.
 
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At one point, Wonder Woman's main weakness was merely having her hands tied with literally anything.
 
Dalek

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Hank Pym once fucked a cat and got her pregnant.

Professor X was creeping on Jean grey when he brought her to his school.

Adam X, the X-Treme was going to be the third Summers brother until someone wisely stepped in and vetoed that shit.

Watchmen is overrated.

Mark Millar is a poor writer who relies on shock value to tittilate.

No one should ever-and I mean never read Crossed. It's pure vile meant to scar your soul with disturbing imagery and situations and I honestly truly wish I had never read it.

That Master Pandemonium picture is hillarious. Can't top that.

Edit: Black Panther has an adopted white brother named the White Wolf.
 
RecRoulette

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In the Street Fighter Malibu comics Chun Li kisses Ryu and he completely loses his shit, calling her out for abandoning the way of the warrior for police work. Truly ahead of its time.

I think Ken gets scalped at some point?
 
Jintor

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i think dream of the endless once jumped into mainstream DC to help contain a giant starfish alien

it kinda sucked
 
ItWasMeantToBe19

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Dalek said:
Hank Pym once fucked a cat and got her pregnant.

Professor X was creeping on Jean grey when he brought her to his school.

Adam X, the X-Treme was going to be the third Summers brother until someone wisely stepped in and vetoed that shit.

Watchmen is overrated.

Mark Millar is a poor writer who relies on shock value to tittilate.

No one should ever-and I mean never read Crossed. It's pure vile meant to scar your soul with disturbing imagery and situations and I honestly truly wish I had never read it.

That Master Pandemonium picture is hillarious. Can't top that.

Edit: Black Panther has an adopted white brother named the White Wolf.
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Congrats to Shane Dawson for becoming the Ant-Man.
 
jph139

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Matt Hawk, the Two-Gun Kid, was damned to hell for eternity because he killed people. Which has unfortunate implications for a lot of Marvel characters.
 
Daniel Westlake

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Jackie Estacado made a drug from the primordial demon that rides his body and took over an island nation.

Ultimate wolverine pushed a man off a cliff so he could maybe, eventually bone his girlfriend.

Domino has a crippling fear of chickens.

Al Simmons learned his wife was pregnant and his reaction was to immediately punch her in the lower abdomen.
 
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Slayven

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Hawkeye kicked his wife out of the avengers and because she let her rapist die. A rapist that would come back as a ghost and haunt them both
 
Daniel Westlake

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Peter Parker being bitten by that spider was to some extent mystically preordained.

Sue Storm was an evil dominatrix for a while.

Ultimate Blob ate Ultimate Wasp.
Ultimate Blobs head was subsequently messily removed by Ultimate Hank Pym.

Ultimate Hank Pym is a serial spousal abuser.
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Ultimate Gambit met Ultimate Wolverine, made a joke about his penis, then exploded Wolverines face off.
 
GreenMamba

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Some dude ate the spider that bit Spider-man and then turned into a swarm of a thousand magic spiders with a hive mind that could hollow out peoples' bodies and use them as shells.
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Daniel Westlake

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Ultimate Prof. X talked to a woman and told her not to refer to them (The X-Men) by their actual names as those were their slave names (basically).

Green Arrows son bathed in a dragons blood, as you do.

A magical wrestler came to New York and beat up Spider-man.

Spider-Man a bank teller he had a relationship with, and Wolverine ended up chilling with a Native American tribe in the past and it was all good. Then a man with an Eye for a head brought the time fuzz.
It ended poorly and was generally depressing.
 
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Slayven

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Sue Storm once tried to seduce an aged up Franklin Richards
 
AstronaughtE

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Iron man fought a bad guy named Dr. Strange, Carlo Strange to be exact. He had no relation to Stephen Strange despite having the same surname.
 
Buttzerker

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Taskmaster lore dump of weird shit time! This is all canon and I can quote issues/pages.

Taskmaster sometimes uses a holodisguise to turn into a Japanese hooker and masseuse to get info from targets while their guard is down.

He has a history of driving drunk because his photographic reflexes don't let his motor function be affected for long apparently.

He has a serious fetish for prostitutes dressed like superheroes.

Bonus non Tasky one:

Stilt-Man's stilts are infested with roaches from storing them in the wrong place.
 
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Slayven

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Wolverine had a villian who's body was so toxic that even in death he was a threat to all life on earth. So he talked a bunch of people with better healing factors than him into eating the body and containing all the diseases and viruses
 
darz1

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Bill Burr isn't just Irish, he's also French and German.

Conan O'Brien has three brothers and two sisters

Ben Stiller grew up in show biz and has no idea what it feels like to be "normal"
 
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Slayven

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Buttzerker said:
Taskmaster lore dump of weird shit time! This is all canon and I can quote issues/pages.

Taskmaster sometimes uses a holodisguise to turn into a Japanese hooker and masseuse to get info from targets while their guard is down.

He has a history of driving drunk because his photographic reflexes don't let his motor function be affected for long apparently.

He has a serious fetish for prostitutes dressed like superheroes.

Bonus non Tasky one:

Stilt-Man's stilts are infested with roaches from storing them in the wrong place.
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You forgot, Taskmaster once gained the ability to copy any super power he saw. Hawkeye took him down
 
Daniel Westlake

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Frank Castle shot Stilt-Man with a rocket launcher (to the crotch?)

Frank Castle was an angel for a while, black for a while, and a zombie for a hot minute.
 
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Slayven

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when Black Canary and Green Arrow, BC started dating a freshly 18 year old The Ray, who she took the virginity of.
 
MrNewVegas

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I like football and comic book characters.

I avoid college football and comics. They are both super confusing as what's a hoping off point. Shit restarts wayyy too often to keep tabs on players/chars.

Fact.
 
Daniel Westlake

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Miss Misery would become ill and most likely eventually die if she didn't do activities considered societally unacceptable.

Hal Jordan should be kept away from children.
 
Buttzerker

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Slayven said:
You forgot, Taskmaster once gained the ability to copy any super power he saw. Hawkeye took him down
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Hawkeye just distracted him, Firestar and Justice took him down. Which doesn't even count as weird, really, that's just your average 90s comic.

The weirder thing in the same issue was Taskmaster had a Ragnarok-style clone of like 30 big-name superheroes and all he was using them for was to capture people to copy their powers instead of having them doing all his work for him
 
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Slayven

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Mr.Sinster is only plying the little bit of knowledge he stole from The High Evolutionary. Compared to the HE Sinster is a caveman banging on a commodore 64 . Thats for MHWilliams
 
Jintor

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this is probably actually fairly well known if you know who these characters are but the brain (which is a brain) and monsieur mallah (a superintelligent talking gorilla) are super in love. probably gay love since the brain has a male voice synthesiser usually but who even knows
 

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Kraven the Hunter made clones of himself and called them his "sons". He sent them all to hunt in the Savage Land and only one came back. Turns out the Kraven that came back hunted and killed the other Kravens. This is canon btw.
 
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