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Is there a Guinness world record for person with (literally) tightest ass? Bc I'll win it

Wishbone Ash

Wishbone Ash

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 29, 2017
3,842
Michigan
I assumed tight=grip strength, and immediately pictured dudes opening beer bottles with their assholes or pulling the cork out of a wine bottle.

You're basically Yamcha of the ass world, OP. You have a long way to go
 
Siggy-P

Siggy-P

Avenger
Mar 18, 2018
11,865
I'm sure it's tight OP, but if you're serious about smashing that record there are people with no assholes or asses so tight their sphincters won't open and they ahve to use cholestomy bags.
 
Messofanego

Messofanego

Member
Oct 25, 2017
26,177
UK
No pics in previous thread and this thread so far. theofficefan99 is a liar, has no proof of his tight ass.
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SugarNoodles

SugarNoodles

Member
Nov 3, 2017
8,625
Portland, OR
Didn't we already have a member who had to take medication because his butthole was too tight to poop properly?

Sorry OP I think you lose. Get back to us when your ass is so tight you need a Doctor.
 
Pop-O-Matic

Pop-O-Matic

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
12,896
Are you a 3rd world dictator looking for a PR boost? Because if so then I'm sure Guinness will be willing to award you the record.
 
Elderly Parrot

Elderly Parrot

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Banned
Aug 13, 2018
3,146
Waiting for the Dam to break and everybody just starts posting random pics of ass
 
ItIsOkBro

ItIsOkBro

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Oct 25, 2017
9,515
beginners should start with a golf ball. tennis ball is for intermediates. advanced is a basketball.
 
Conal

Conal

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Oct 26, 2017
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theofficefan99 said:
Obviously karma for making this thread.

To fix your posture you need to have strong glutes.

I've been using a tennis ball on top of a foam roller and I have been pressing into my ass as hard as I can, for literally about 2-3 hours a day, for the past few WEEKS. No, this is not an exaggeration I've basically applied pressure to my ass for over 20 hours. It seriously feels like 75 layers of tight muscles that I have to release (and it's all very painful).


I don't know where I was going with this thread but I wanted to share

please do squats if you don't

Ur ass will thank you in the future
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On a more serious note, are there any Youtube videos showing this technique?
 
FUME5

FUME5

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
6,421
You'd think having such magnificent glutes would get you the attention you crave, yet here we are.
 
VorpalNonsense

VorpalNonsense

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,650
I'm trying to picture what you're doing with that foam and tennis ball but I just don't understand. theofficefan99 can you create an MS Paint illustration to demonstrate what the hell you're doing to your butt?
 
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OP
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pleaseinsertdisctwo

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Oct 31, 2017
14,991
VorpalNonsense said:
I'm trying to picture what you're doing with that foam and tennis ball but I just don't understand. theofficefan99 can you create an MS Paint illustration to demonstrate what the hell you're doing to your butt?
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This, but in the entire glute region, but I taped a tennis ball on top of a foam roller for extra pressure :p

It's kind of legit insane how tense my body (my butt in particular tho) has been for years
 
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