Is there a Guinness world record for person with (literally) tightest ass? Bc I'll win it

[pleaseinsertdisctwo]

Obviously karma for making this thread.

To fix your posture you need to have strong glutes.

I've been using a tennis ball on top of a foam roller and I have been pressing into my ass as hard as I can, for literally about 2-3 hours a day, for the past few WEEKS. No, this is not an exaggeration I've basically applied pressure to my ass for over 20 hours. It seriously feels like 75 layers of tight muscles that I have to release (and it's all very painful).


I don't know where I was going with this thread but I wanted to share

please do squats if you don't

Ur ass will thank you in the future

 

[Heromanz]

What is this?

 

[ILikeFeet]

son, it aint the weekend yet

 

[El Bombastico]

A bit early in the evening for drunk threads...

 

[ClutchAnderson]

You leave my ass outta this

 

[Grimminski]

You'd have a point if it was a late Friday.

 

[Marshall]

Wait. What?

 

[Heromanz]

Wait a minute here. Basically what you're saying is that you have cramps?

 

[RedVejigante]

I'm not drunk enough for this thread.

 

[RestEerie]

 

[NHarmonic.]

Lmao, what is this.

 

[Deleted member 18944]

Is this one of my famous drunk threads?

 

[preta]

don't shove a tennis ball up your ass

not without lube

 

[Terminus]

Post ur bum

 

[The Archon]

Why in the hell is this even a questiom OP?

 

[Mona]

Is this one of my famous drunk threads?

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dont reveal your alt account so easily

 

[Deleted member 4372]

son, it aint the weekend yet

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It ain't even hump day and we already talking about asses

 

[Deleted member 1086]

 

[WascallyWabbit]

Get you some coal and we can disrupt the diamond industry

 

[joecanada]

Actually I've done squats all my life but got a lordotic curve ... You need core to fix posture too it ain't one thing .
Also if you're actively kneading the pressure out don't you actually have a loose ass?

 

[Joe]

I believe that their whole business model is basically "Call us, tell us what you're good at, pay us, and we'll help you set some bullshit record and put it in our book."

So if there isn't a record for this, you could set it, for the right price.

 

[Sowrong]

I did buns of steel everyday for 3 months. I'm sure I got you beat.

 

[Acorn]

How long can you pinch a shit for? That is the true measure of ass strength

 

[Earvin Infinity]

Aw, hell nah.

 

[Baladium]

What is it with you guys and sticking things up your asses lately?

 

[ffdgh]

Err alright then.

 

[makingmusic476]

Fucking tight ass. Must be fun at parties.

 

[Deleted member 54292]

I prefer to use a racquetball ball to get in there R E A L D E E P.

 

[Deleted member 42055]

It's Monday

 

[shaneo632]

Imagine wasting 2-3 hours a day doing this.

 

[Awesome Kev]

and here I was expecting some butt pics

 

[BlackFyre]

Why can't you fuckers ever be normal?

 

[SpottieO]

Why can't any of you fuckers be normal

edit: beaten by seconds lol

 

[StarStorm]

Its only Monday.

 

[AMAGON]

Let me test it out.

 

[Doober]

Posting a thread like this with no pics should be ban worthy.

 

[Dark Knight]

I'll take the loose butt if it means I don't lose 3 hours a day to solo butt play.

 

[Meatfist]

Thanks for the vague directions, now I have a tennis ball in my ass

 

[JaseC64]

Let's see that tight ass already.

 

[Liquidsnake]

son, it aint the weekend yet

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Lol

 

[Midramble]

Directions unclear. Gonna need a diagram.

 

[Deleted member 17643]

Look up the pigeon pose and loosen those glutes.

 

[pleaseinsertdisctwo]

I'm just doing myofascial release :p

 

[Disco]

Dm us some pics 👀

 

[oreomunsta]

Oh no, I ventured into that part of Reset again :(

 

[javiBear]

Bounce a quarter off your ass. Depending on how high it bounces, that's how tight your ass is.

 

[Mechaplum]

Look up the pigeon pose and loosen those glutes.

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Have pigeon in butt, what now?

 

[latex]

all this TALK and still no pics

 

[ILikeFeet]

Fucking tight ass. Must be fun at parties.

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[Sai]

post hole