With a few exceptions, the only thing differentiating Toads is their color scheme. If they're all wearing matching uniforms, it might not be a stretch to say a hat is part of that uniform.
Ridiculous. Absurd. A Toad wanting to wear colors that match their heads is not proof that their head is a part of it. People wear clothing to match their hair, why not their spot color?
Mario canon is
of the utmost importance and I would hope that the class clowns who post this picture to get their """""""lols"""""""" also have to claim that Milli Vanilli is the Mushroom Kingdom's favorite musical group and that Mario turns into Fire Mario when he touches a star. Disgusting.
Either that, or the power-up radically altered the composition of Toad's skull, which might be too harrowing a thought to contemplate.
Poppycock by medieval minded fools. The
very foundation of Mario universe powerups is that they are all transformations out of Junji Ito. The simple mushroom causes Mario to increase in size; the Tanuki allows a transformation into a Jizo statue, and that tail is clearly controlled by the body, not a suit mechanism. The Metal Cap and Vanish Cap radically alter Mario's atomic structure for a short period.
The Double Cherry creates disturbing philosophical questions. Bowser's becoming Meowser is clearly a physical mutation. And Ovid would have a field day writing of the various metamorphoses of Yoshi and Wario.
Does Yoshi simply wear a helicopter suit, hat truthers??? Does he?
Ergo, attempting to use magical
transformation items as proof of Toad's base
form shows a fundamental ignorance of basic Mariology.
But Toads in the Paper Mario games have hair!!!
The hair could easily be grown at the base of the bulb, or even underneath and push its way out through the soft, semi-permeable membranes.
In either case, Paper Mario forces the audience to accept a world in which the characters are made of cut sheets of processed wood pulp. Are we to take such a source seriously in regards to anatomy? I think not.
Yes, neither of us would want to see a character rip their own head off. Toads idiomatically refer to their heads as "hats," a sarcastic euphemism to mock the meat-men's confusion over their glorious fungal bodies.
Tristan Cooper does the rest. Many Toads are clearly wearing hats on their bulbs, Toadette's bulb has grown into a unique shape, etc. As I pointed out earlier, the Captain Toad death wipe shows a skull with the cap clearly attached:
"But that would just be to make it more easily identifiable!" Nonsense. The skull in our culture is a universal symbol of death, to all humans regardless of who or what they are. If Toads see fit to include the cap, then it must be because it is an inherent part of their biology, not merely a social custom. "Memento mori, including your hat"????? Don't disrespect the sanctity of Mario lore discussions with your
jokes