Like, do I have symptoms of coronavirus, or merely the usual seasonal allergies?
Oh, and it's all fine and good to tell the public "Avoid touching your face," when your eyes and nose aren't itching and burning with the intensity of an anthill in a beehive on the surface of the sun during solar hive-dwelling ant mating season (don't know how ants work, don't care to learn).
Let's be absolutely clear, this is cheating on the part of coronavirus. It's a completely dishonorable move and whatever text discussing the historical and social impact that this thing has on the world should include an asterisk that clarifies just how much of a lame cheater it was.
And a big special "fuck you" to the trees for going along with their yearly pollination cycles during this crisis. Way to be a team player, fucking lumber.
Big shout out to bees though for getting some of that pollen out of here. So let's give it up for bees!
Anyway, it's like two days in, I'm a sneezy mess, and I'm already stir crazy. How y'all doing?
Oh, and it's all fine and good to tell the public "Avoid touching your face," when your eyes and nose aren't itching and burning with the intensity of an anthill in a beehive on the surface of the sun during solar hive-dwelling ant mating season (don't know how ants work, don't care to learn).
Let's be absolutely clear, this is cheating on the part of coronavirus. It's a completely dishonorable move and whatever text discussing the historical and social impact that this thing has on the world should include an asterisk that clarifies just how much of a lame cheater it was.
And a big special "fuck you" to the trees for going along with their yearly pollination cycles during this crisis. Way to be a team player, fucking lumber.
Big shout out to bees though for getting some of that pollen out of here. So let's give it up for bees!
Anyway, it's like two days in, I'm a sneezy mess, and I'm already stir crazy. How y'all doing?