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Johnny Depp accuses Amber Heard of shitting in his bed.

Cocksman

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The troubled actor claims the incident sparked the violent argument that led to the breakdown of their marriage.

Depp had stormed out of the couple's Los Angeles penthouse after discovering the pile of poo between the sheets after Heard's party in April 2016, a friend of the Pirates of the Caribbean star told The Mirror.

Heard blamed the deposit on her dog Boo, who has bowel problems, but a housekeeper who had to clean up the mess the following day suggested the droppings were too large to have come from the little pooch.


Depp, 55, believes there is "strong, photographic evidence that connected Amber to the faeces" and it was left as a "prank", the friend said.

But a representative for the actress denied any malicious intent, insisting it was an unfortunate accident.

"Boo has some serious bowel control issues. There was never a joke, it wasn't something

done to be disrespectful," the rep told the Mirror.

"It was an innocent thing, it's what pets will do. We don't have anything else to say. Ms Heard is moving on and we do not want to engage in this nonsense."
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Chojin

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I mean... Depp is more likely the person to shit the bed, figuratively and literally.
 
Tbm24

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Mmmm I'd allow it. This just makes Depp more of a piece of shit if this was his catalyst.
 
Vic_Viper

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Talk about shitting the bed lol. This seriously can't be real. And even if it was, don't air your dirty laundry out in the open. This is just embarrassing to everyone involved.

That poor house cleaner had to clean it up too lol, wtf.
 
Hassel

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It's one of those tiny purse dogs, kinda hard to confuse that with a human deposit. Regardless, talk about airing your dirty laundry
 
Shauni

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Tbm24 said:
Mmmm I'd allow it. This just makes Depp more of a piece of shit if this was his catalyst.
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I don't know if this is a fetish thing, but if my gf or wife just randomly shit in my bed, that'd definitely be the end of the relationship.

Not to say I believe Depp here or that in any way excuses what he's accused of, but seems like pretty legit reason for a relationship to end lol
 
noyram23

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I doubt Amber did it, I mean no person in their right mind would shit on a bed just for prank especially your husband.
 
Mona

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true story, i was eating chocolate cake in my bed at night and dropped some but didn't realize it, gf came over was like wtf is this
 

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Depp had stormed out of the couple's Los Angeles penthouse after discovering the pile of poo between the sheets
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dont matter if that was your dog you're nasty af if you let your dog shit on the bed let alone leave it
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also if your small purse dogs are taking shits that can be confused for human shit (if it was the dog, this story is fucking weird) then you better take that dog to the vet.

edit: oh yeah and the cleaning lady...feel bad for her. cleaning day old dog shit from a bed. eww
 
LogicAirForce

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So he left the shit in the bed all day until the housekeeper could come and clean it up? Rich people are fuckin' wild, man.
 
Tbm24

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Shauni said:
I don't know if this is a fetish thing, but if my gf or wife just randomly shit in my bed, that'd definitely be the end of the relationship.

Not to say I believe Depp here or that in any way excuses what he's accused of, but seems like pretty legit reason for a relationship to end lol
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Not a fetish thing, but I really can't fathom ending a relationship over something like this. Like really? If my wife did that I'd certainly have questions, then clean it up and call it a day.
 
CrankyJay

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I'm sure there are plenty of people here where "bed shitting" is an absolute deal breaker. Come on out, folks.
 
MrChocolate

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Tbm24 said:
Not a fetish thing, but I really can't fathom ending a relationship over something like this. Like really? If my wife did that I'd certainly have questions, then clean it up and call it a day.
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wat....

Some of you guys... sure, if the gf was ill, understandable. But pooping and wave it away like it wasn't some meaningful thing?
 
MBeanie

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Yeah, I'd have nope'd the hell out too if I saw piles of shit in the sheets of my bed, if I suspected for even a second it might be human shit.
 

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Hi i'm from the international meme council. "Boo has some serious bowel control issues" is currently under review as potentially having strong meme potential. our decision is pending.
 
Force_XXI

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I would throw out whatever the shit was on unless it was one of those perfect log turds. Can't really clean a liquid shit off fabric
 
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