You'd really get a divorce over it? Would you get a divorce after your first argument as well?
Johnny Depp accuses Amber Heard of shitting in his bed.
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Just so everyone knows, the thread (and news article) title is clickbait.
So no, Johnny Depp is not accusing Amber Heard of shitting in their bed. And The Mirror is tabloid trash.
"A friend of the star told The Mirror."
So no, Johnny Depp is not accusing Amber Heard of shitting in their bed. And The Mirror is tabloid trash.
Don't got a reason to, but I can assure you, she isn't going to instantly think about ending the relationship. We've been through a lot, it's just shit. You'll get over it.
TBH if I had that kinda money I'd toss the bed too. No sense keeping it.
A) even assuming she was smashed and did do it so what? It's still a pretty dumb reason to split in the context of Depp's clear behavioral issues putting him very much into pot/kettle territory and it doesn't remotely excuse the beating accusations
B) I don't care how small the dog is as someone who's had dogs and cats as pets I know that if their stomach is upset they can shit to a level that would put an elephant to shame
C) I wouldn't be surprised if Depp shit his own bed because he metaphorically already has and he's troubled enough and been smashed enough to have done so and not even remember
All that said is this just some "friend" spreading this or some other vague source or is it confirmed Depp is really pushing this narrative?
B) I don't care how small the dog is as someone who's had dogs and cats as pets I know that if their stomach is upset they can shit to a level that would put an elephant to shame
C) I wouldn't be surprised if Depp shit his own bed because he metaphorically already has and he's troubled enough and been smashed enough to have done so and not even remember
All that said is this just some "friend" spreading this or some other vague source or is it confirmed Depp is really pushing this narrative?
You can't fanthom someone intentionally taking a shit on your bed as a deal breaker? Even if you personally don't see it as one, I have a very hard believing you can't understand that pov
Well what ended it was that he beat her, I wouldn’t beat a woman if she shit in my bed.
If you're dating, I guess depending on how long it's been maybe? If you're married? I don't understand it no. I watched my wife give birth, she can shit on the bed for some unknown reason and I'll be fine. Y'all are free to make it a deal breaker, but I think that's kinda sad. The things me and my wife have had to work through to get to where we are today as a family, poop doesn't compare.
I could never imagine in a million years shitting anywhere but a toilet...butt this is insane. Rich people are crazy as fuck.
Depp is in super debt, though. One Serta mattress would likely send him into bankruptcy.
Heh, Johnny Debt. Heh.
So if you laid in bed, and your wife suddenly goes "hey, check this out!" and launches a turd?
If I have a person on the payroll whose only job is to keep my house clean, and they're getting paid good money for it, then you bet your ass I'm leaving it for them to clean up. I'd just stay in a guest bedroom until the cleaning person had a chance to handle it.
Why WOULDN'T you let them handle it if you have a dedicated house cleaner who you're already paying?
Depp is an asshole but I don't blame him for that part.
You'd be lucky if they don't quit, it's not their job to clean up your turds
Sure it is. This is a famous person known for being eccentric. I'm sure it's in the job description to take care of weird stuff like this.
Also it wasn't even his turds.
I bet money that is the least weird thing they had to clean up working for Depp
I guess it’s the other lifestyle that I haven’t experienced, I’m always cleaning and Im not afraid of some poo.
Don't care how famous someone is, shit and semen are your own responsibility to clean. I wouldn't feel bad about pissing on a toilet seat though.
A 1 year old shitting it's bed makes sense since it doesn't have any control over it, but why did a grown adult shit in their bed? If it was due to an illness then fine. If it was done as a joke then I'd have to have a serious talk with them but that wouldn't be the end of the relationship as long as they didn't do it again. If it was malicious though that would be the end of it. The problem isn't really even the poop, it's the reasoning behind it.
She could deny it ever happened or not comment at all, saying "Boo did it" makes me think there was actually poop in the bed and she knows it didn't come from him. Of course I wouldn't put it past Depp to see a teeny tiny piece of Boo poop and freaking out like it's a gigantic human turd.
