Kansas Man requests 'trial by combat'(with 12 weeks for a training arc) with Japanese swords to settle dispute with Iowa ex-wife

Burly

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Oct 25, 2017
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Hudson filed a resistance to the trial by combat motion by first correcting Ostrom's spelling.

"Surely (Ostrom) meant 'corporeal' bodies which Merriam Webster defines as having, consisting of, or relating to, a physical material body," the attorney wrote. "Although (Ostrom) and potential combatant do have souls to be rended, they respectfully request that the court not order this done."
Are little nugget if you didn't read the article.
 

androvsky

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Oct 27, 2017
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Why did the flea market have so many katanas? Is Kansas' weeb population that large?
I feel like there are many questions, I just can't think of them right now
I'm reasonably sure rural U.S. is actually a lot more nerdy than people realize, which would explain a lot of what we see in anime, fantasy, and video game discussion. I hadn't even realized until now how all the nerdiest people I know are from the smallest towns.

You know how there used to be a stereotype of Iowans and Nebraskans joining the Navy to get away from it all? Imagine them getting into nerd stuff instead.
 
I'm reasonably sure rural U.S. is actually a lot more nerdy than people realize, which would explain a lot of what we see in anime, fantasy, and video game discussion. I hadn't even realized until now how all the nerdiest people I know are from the smallest towns.

You know how there used to be a stereotype of Iowans and Nebraskans joining the Navy to get away from it all? Imagine them getting into nerd stuff instead.
There’s quite a bit of nerdy stuff out there, to be sure. For a lot of us, it was one of the ways to feel like we were getting out of our little bubbles.

Also, I stand with the Harlan, IA person, even if their high school DID cheat at sports, what, no, I’m not bitter.
 
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Him: Stabs ex-wife.
Ex-wife: Shatter Kyoka Suigetsu.
him: notices his sword was never real
ex-wife: since when were you under the impression that I didn’t already takethe house and get awarded alimony at 75% of your paycheck
 

Tugatrix

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Oct 26, 2017
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Hang on in there mr kansas man, in a duel you may not get a sword duel but a pistol duel
 

ShyMel

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Oct 31, 2017
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With a response like that, I completely get why the mother is concerned about his communication with the kids/her.
 

Horp

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Nov 16, 2017
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Iowa woman will remove the illusion spell to reveal... Florida Man.
The fight of ages.
 

Chem

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I did some research on Ostrom and it seems that he has a website dedicated into slamming his ex-wife because she wants more than 50/50 of custody.

Mods, please do not hesitate to remove the link to the website if you feel that it may cause any harassment.