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Kansas Man requests 'trial by combat'(with 12 weeks for a training arc) with Japanese swords to settle dispute with Iowa ex-wife

Weiss

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Chopchop said:
A wakizashi too?

Motherfucker wants to dual wield, or thinks he's Musashi.
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Kansas Man when he activates his bloodline technique.

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Burly

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Hudson filed a resistance to the trial by combat motion by first correcting Ostrom's spelling.

"Surely (Ostrom) meant 'corporeal' bodies which Merriam Webster defines as having, consisting of, or relating to, a physical material body," the attorney wrote. "Although (Ostrom) and potential combatant do have souls to be rended, they respectfully request that the court not order this done."
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Are little nugget if you didn't read the article.
 
androvsky

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Rvaan said:
Why did the flea market have so many katanas? Is Kansas' weeb population that large?
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Slayven said:
I feel like there are many questions, I just can't think of them right now
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I'm reasonably sure rural U.S. is actually a lot more nerdy than people realize, which would explain a lot of what we see in anime, fantasy, and video game discussion. I hadn't even realized until now how all the nerdiest people I know are from the smallest towns.

You know how there used to be a stereotype of Iowans and Nebraskans joining the Navy to get away from it all? Imagine them getting into nerd stuff instead.
 
Glimlocker

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androvsky said:
I'm reasonably sure rural U.S. is actually a lot more nerdy than people realize, which would explain a lot of what we see in anime, fantasy, and video game discussion. I hadn't even realized until now how all the nerdiest people I know are from the smallest towns.

You know how there used to be a stereotype of Iowans and Nebraskans joining the Navy to get away from it all? Imagine them getting into nerd stuff instead.
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There's quite a bit of nerdy stuff out there, to be sure. For a lot of us, it was one of the ways to feel like we were getting out of our little bubbles.

Also, I stand with the Harlan, IA person, even if their high school DID cheat at sports, what, no, I'm not bitter.
 
mugurumakensei

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Him: Stabs ex-wife.
Ex-wife: Shatter Kyoka Suigetsu.
him: notices his sword was never real
ex-wife: since when were you under the impression that I didn't already takethe house and get awarded alimony at 75% of your paycheck
 
Tugatrix

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Hang on in there mr kansas man, in a duel you may not get a sword duel but a pistol duel
 
ShyMel

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With a response like that, I completely get why the mother is concerned about his communication with the kids/her.
 
Dr Doom

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Uh the thumbnail is Geralt from Witcher who uses a broadsword and not a katana 🤓
 
Horp

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Iowa woman will remove the illusion spell to reveal... Florida Man.
The fight of ages.
 

Chem

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I did some research on Ostrom and it seems that he has a website dedicated into slamming his ex-wife because she wants more than 50/50 of custody.
www.bridgettelaver.com

Mods, please do not hesitate to remove the link to the website if you feel that it may cause any harassment.
 
Garrod Ran

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imagine challenging your ex-wife to a sword fight and she shows up like this:

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