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Kansas Man requests 'trial by combat'(with 12 weeks for a training arc) with Japanese swords to settle dispute with Iowa ex-wife
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His neckbeard must be amazing. I'm talking soft and silky and featured in a shampoo commercial.
Oh christ, I've seen the Shadowbringers trailer.
Dude is going to need way more than 12 weeks of training.
reading the whole article, no, he was trying to prove a point
I'm waiting for the follow up story
"The lawyer for the ex-wife responded to the defendant in court by making a general gesture at him and saying 'I mean, come on'. The judge nodded in agreement then awarded all belongings to the ex-wife and sentenced the defendant to mandatory counseling and a psych eval".
"The lawyer for the ex-wife responded to the defendant in court by making a general gesture at him and saying 'I mean, come on'. The judge nodded in agreement then awarded all belongings to the ex-wife and sentenced the defendant to mandatory counseling and a psych eval".
He's probably trying for a canister damascus billet and factoring-in the amount of time it's going to take to get that canister off.
He does seem like one of those dipshits that would use an Office Depot worth of white out.
Wife and lawyer so 2v1.
Should I be surprised that there is no mention of being able to declare a champion. You can do that under New York rules.
In New York we still haven't removed the option from our books. When the colonies adopted English rules they still thought this was reasonable.
I blame Virginia and the Carolinas for making it fashionable back then.
I've yet to watch Marriage Story but I hope this is how it ends
That's a bold strategy. Everybody knows Judges are infamous for reading into the analogies presented in legal arguments
He has much to learn. His senpai Florida man would have never issued the challenge. He would merely arrive at the court house at dawn bushido blade in hand with a long straw hat on. Waiting for them to arrive. And then when their eyes met. They'll know the duel is on
Always remember the basics of sword fighting:
- Press L1 when the enemy attacks is about to land.
- Always check yours and your enemy's posture damage.
- Hold L1 to recover posture faster.
These simple tips can get you through anything, from a divorce to a class action lawsuit.
- Press L1 when the enemy attacks is about to land.
- Always check yours and your enemy's posture damage.
- Hold L1 to recover posture faster.
These simple tips can get you through anything, from a divorce to a class action lawsuit.
Ex-Wife turns up having intensely studied Marshall Law from Tekken, and needs no blade.
Are we talking cheap replicas or the real deal, folded-over-a-thousand-times, glorious Nipponese steel? Can you even call it a katana if it can't cut a hole through the fabric of reality? Can any of Era's legal experts clear this up?
Little does he know she has sliced him in half already, this is just the dramatic delay before he realises and his body starts sliding apart