Keanu Reeves and Alexandra Grant spark relationship rumors

[Skittles]

this guy is a moron.

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well

 

[StopMakingSense]

She's pretty homely looking, maybe she's really nice though.

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She's quite gorgeous IRL. Also that's a pretty bad photo of her.

She's very charming as well.

 

[Deleted member 8257]

My boy Keanu needs to do something about that receding hairline though.

 

[Riversands]

That's really weird. If it's unethical according to your culture then it shouldn't be allowed at all. If it's allowed then the tax is ridiculous.

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Yeah compared to other countries, it is very weird but we have already got used to it. But everything illegal here is either taxed or fined, except premeditated murder or something like high class crimes which are intolerable and cannot be paid by money

 

[Doober]

My boy Keanu needs to do something about that receding hairline though.

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Well, he's 55. Mine started receding at 20.

 

[Deleted member 2809]

lmfao at the people getting mad at limmy because they can't read humor

 

[Kazuhira]

Ain't that beautiful? Keanu finally found someone after all these years.
Her facial expressions reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal,got confused for a sec.

 

[basic_text]

I love the fact that this is now a Limmy thread.

 

[legacyzero]

I want the world for this man

 

[bohex1984]

Great for both of them, happy for Keanu!!

 

[Pomerlaw]

CAn't believe he's 55 lol he looks so young.

 

[Deleted member 2809]

I love the fact that this is now a Limmy thread.

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yer feather wood be prewd

 

[SinkFla]

If true, good for him. Dude deserves all the happiness in the world.


I can't tell if this is parody or not.

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Does the mention of a not yet born person not scream "satire" to you? Lol.

And for anyone shitting on her appearance I'd love for you to come to my house and let me break those hips because you are clearly an overly fuckable, beautiful sex machine.

 

[Phabh]

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I don't get it.

 

[Khanimus]

Good looking couple. And she's not 20, Keanu stays winning.

Now I wait for the"what's wrong with a 35 year age difference?" comments

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[Admiral Woofington]

Keanu being one of the most wholesome and nicest people in Hollywood makes me wish for him nothing but happiness so I'm all for it. He has gone through enough heartbreak so this is such a blessing if true.

 

[Ryuhza]

I don't get it.

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He's using a ridiculous comparison to take a dig at people who have overly-strict age gap standards. Namely, "That's like a 5 year old man having a girlfriend that won't be born for another 4 YEARS."

Done without overt winking, which seems to have thrown people off.

 

[Stinkles]

I don't get it.

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it's jist limmy bein a wee dafty, ye ken? Ee's no jist aww Yoker this n' Jacqueline McCafferty that

 

[Koukalaka]

I don't get it.

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[Deleted member 50454]

He's using a ridiculous comparison to take a dig at people who have overly-strict age gap standards. Namely, "That's like a 5 year old man having a girlfriend that won't be born for another 4 YEARS."

Done without overt winking, which seems to have thrown people off.

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Also Limmy being mobbed last night was a treat:

 

[Ryuhza]

Also Limmy being mobbed last night was a treat:

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Ah, I've been had. Not familiar with Limmy myself.

 

[Naru]

His shoes look dope in that picture. I want a pair of those!

 

[Chimpzy]

They look good together. Also, happy, the thing that matters most.

Seriously, screw the people saying she's not good enough for him.

 

[Trice]