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Keanu Reeves Hover Hand
- Thread starter sapien85
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Maybe he just doesn't want to touch people. I hate touching or being touched by strangers. He could be the same.
I'm sorry there's just no way. If a guy wants to brag they'd brag about having their hands on someone not hovering above them.
People need to leave him alone. It feels like some lowlifes cant find anything to make him look bad so they try this saying he is weird not touching these women. But if he did people would say ,, HEY LOOK WHERE HE IS HOLDING HER"
F THIS! Looking at the thread luckly people have common sense in here.
I wont go on twitter because iam sure they already try to make him look bad.
F THIS! Looking at the thread luckly people have common sense in here.
I wont go on twitter because iam sure they already try to make him look bad.
dude has been secretly donating money to multiple children's hospitals for years
Keanu can do no wrong
Keanu can do no wrong
The mere fact of having a picture taken with them is enough to brag, no need for contact to happen. Again, I've seen it happen, but feel free to dismiss my words if it doesn't fit your personal opinion.
Yeah, I'm firmly in the awkward camp. I mean if he doesn't want to completely put his arm around the person then do a different pose or something.
That said, he's having a career resurgence in hollywood and is currently an internet darling while we...are posting on a video game message board. K wins.
That said, he's having a career resurgence in hollywood and is currently an internet darling while we...are posting on a video game message board. K wins.
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Hopefully this doesn't lead to where just putting your hand on someone else during a photo becomes controversial
Say it before the photo is taken?
Say it before the photo is taken?
Fully agreed. Its revisionist to suggest the hover hand joke was anything but making fun of/shaming "awkward virigins". There was nothing progressive behind its spirit.
Actually, I tried Googling it since hearing about this and there seems to be little evidence? Like one photo with him meeting Netanyahu, and thats it.
I will edit my post seeing I ddin't find shit.
Yeah, it's a weird thing to ask someone to take a picture with them, you hold on to their back (all the women are doing that it Keanu in the pictures) but then also not be okay with him touching you back. That'd be a pretty crazy situation.
When you take pictures with people, it's a given that they're going to touch your shoulder or something. It's the go to pose for picture taking, so if you don't want that, then say so when you asked for the picture to begin with.
It's not fair to put the onus on the person that's already doing a favor to the fan.
Hover hand is a well-known meme from like 10 years ago. It quite literally grew out of a series of awkward pictures of nerds posing with actresses at comic-con. You can spin it however you like, but the original meme was about mocking nerds.
This picture was, like, the king of hover hand back in the day.
Like you said, it was always about making fun of nerds for not being confident enough to touch a pretty woman. I don't know where that poster gets that it was about guys bragging about being next to women.
Why does everyone is so quick to believe claims without seeing proof first?
Where's the proof for that?
This is something. I don't know one way or the other but maybe the poster was referring to this?
This is something. I don't know one way or the other but maybe the poster was referring to this?
Huh. I wonder under the context of what event was that, or has he ever spoken about Israel/Palestine situation before.
When I look it up it says he has visited Israel seven times and has signed a declaration of support for Israel.
I think everyone should stop, re-watch the third matrix movie and calm down a bit.
Link?
EDIT: Never mind, it's here:
"Stop Socialism In America"
Is this site reputable?
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Can't seem to find the news when I googled a combination of Keanu Reeves and/or Israel + Netanyahu. Can you share the link?
I believe it's this story from 2014.
Yeah, apparently the guy's hosting the show is a Hollywood producer that's also an undercover agent for Israel? If true, what a crazy story.
most of us on this forum already knew that though - i made a symbolic "he just says this shit out loud!" post, but this isn't the first time he's said this either
After looking further both the sites that report on it are super conservative pro-Israel wankfests so I ain't linking to them. Let me put away my "jumps to conclusions mat" away.
guess ill chime in to say "i dont care"
or is that not allowed? i dunno, but tbh i dont care how Keanu Reeves takes photos as long as no one is complaining afterwards. (which i guess might explain the hover hands...)
or is that not allowed? i dunno, but tbh i dont care how Keanu Reeves takes photos as long as no one is complaining afterwards. (which i guess might explain the hover hands...)
He has literally done that dozens of times. Right on motherfucking national TV during the election, you listening, Russia, give me those E-mails?
usually i ask the people i'm taking pictures with what sort of pose we should do
but usually they answer "idk" and so it's back to the same old classic "arm on the shoulder" pose
one day i'll meet someone to take quasi-Jojo pose photos with v_v
but usually they answer "idk" and so it's back to the same old classic "arm on the shoulder" pose
one day i'll meet someone to take quasi-Jojo pose photos with v_v
Why did I play that cnn video? "Keanu doesn't touch women he poses with, Hypersensetive PC-" aaand tab closed.
This picture was, like, the king of hover hand back in the day.
Like you said, it was always about making fun of nerds for not being confident enough to touch a pretty woman. I don't know where that poster gets that it was about guys bragging about being next to women.
That picture reminds me of the time that I woke up to an extremely attractive girl straddling me (semi-clothed) and reflexively (and near-frantically) slid out from under her.
It was the morning after a sort of impromptu sleepover with a bunch of friends and friends of friends in someone elses's house.
It was just an awkward day and I was internally facepalming the whole time. We ended up having really good sex about four months later.
Not saying you are wrong but in all these photos the women are pretty much wrapped around him. It's highly doubtful that they'd be offended if he put his arm around them. I'd bet most of them didn't ask if they could touch him before their photos.
Yeah. The problem is groping because of a wandering hand or folks getting overly familiar.
While I acknowledge a hand on shoulder as "familiar" and friendly I don't think I'd really read too much into it, especially for a single photo.
But still, how interesting for Keanu! Heh
having good sex for four months or having good sex after meeting up again four months from then?