So I just had one of the most unexpected, funny quests I have encountered since the Witcher party in Kaer Morhen.
I was investigating this murder in Uschwitze, the priest knew something but I had to gain his trust. So we met at the tavern at night....
I'm in tears. Seriously.
I was investigating this murder in Uschwitze, the priest knew something but I had to gain his trust. So we met at the tavern at night....
After a long conversation about Henry, Skalitz and the sermon the priest asks me if I stay for a drink. Good lad that I am I accepted his invitation and what followed had to be one of the most legendary nights in bohemia PERIOD.
The night gets really wild and shortly after we start partying like it's 1999 the bailiff comes crashing in with two goons, telling us to fuck off because it is way past midnight and the curfew has already been broken. He kicks us out and the scene escalates as we end up in a fistfight through the streets of the village while it is raining. The next thing that happened... we were drunk out of our minds climbing the church spire to ring the bell. Some ladies accompanied us. We ring the bell and the priest starts puking out of the tower window. That was not the end though, it went on in a barn outside the village. Where things got really "hot" and the night ended in an orgy. After that we were roaming the fields, staring at the sunset, farting in the wind and mooing like cows.
The night gets really wild and shortly after we start partying like it's 1999 the bailiff comes crashing in with two goons, telling us to fuck off because it is way past midnight and the curfew has already been broken. He kicks us out and the scene escalates as we end up in a fistfight through the streets of the village while it is raining. The next thing that happened... we were drunk out of our minds climbing the church spire to ring the bell. Some ladies accompanied us. We ring the bell and the priest starts puking out of the tower window. That was not the end though, it went on in a barn outside the village. Where things got really "hot" and the night ended in an orgy. After that we were roaming the fields, staring at the sunset, farting in the wind and mooing like cows.
I'm in tears. Seriously.