Kinky shit I can get my friend for his bachelor's party

[DongBeetle]

Home boy has never ejaculated in his life (except for wet dreams). I need something he can absolutely ravage her asshole with. The weirder the better and Amazon is preferred (2 day shipping)

 

[Lulu]

what

 

[RoboitoAM]

Has he tried using his penis yet

 

[Woolley]

It’s supposed to go into the vagina.

 

[ProfessionalBastard]

what

I co-sign this.

 

[Dead Guy]

?

 

[Shiloh]

I uh.... I guess he could start with lotion?

 

[PaJeppy]

It’s supposed to go into the vagina.

Vagina, butt, mouth. Same same.

 

[man]

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[Bronx-Man]

ResetEra 2.0

 

[hydruxo]

Home boy has never ejaculated in his life (except for wet dreams).

 

[DongBeetle]

Can you guys please just post shit I dont' have time

 

[Wein Cruz]

Home boy has never ejaculated in his life

Is he some religious saint or what

 

[Forearm_Star]

Ask to join..

 

[DongBeetle]

Is he some religious saint or what

Yes

 

[Trace]

Can you guys please just post shit I dont' have time

My time starts at $23 an hour.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Can’t your bro just....use his dong in the booty?

If not then just get toys or buttplugs or whatever, idk man.

 

[WhoTurgled]

Buttplug?

 

[man]

Lube for sure.

 

[Ryuelli]

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy.

 

[Aleh]

I heard there are dildos shaped like Dragons

 

[draken]

Not amazon but you gotta get him a bad dragon lmfao

 

[Kevers]

a hose

 

[RoboitoAM]

He's never ejaculated allegedly and is gonna get doodoo on his peepee

He'll never want to try again

 

[Aftervirtue]

Pokeball shaped anal beads. Go go go. Saw them in Japan, definitely not officially licensed by Nintendo.

 

[Woolley]

Just get him a dildo or edible underwear if you want something weird. Just plain sex should be fine for him, no need to jump into kinky shit right away.

 

[LilZippa]

Warm apple pie?

 

[Tux_]

A girl

 

[samoyed]

Start here probably?

https://www.amazon.com/Aneros-VF474-Helix-Prostate-Stimulator/dp/B001AQNSFW

 

[Wein Cruz]

Can you guys please just post shit I dont' have time

Don't buy anything and just offer to finger his butthole

 

[SweetNicole]

ovipositioner

Spoiler

stick some eggs up in there

 

[night814]

Has he tried using his penis yet

Lol should be instinct even if he hasn't done anything

 

[Bronx-Man]

Not amazon but you gotta get him a bad dragon lmfao

 

[Infinitebento]

homeboys gonna nut in 2 minutes if he is a virgin

probably won’t even need toys for a while

 

[jerd]

Am I crazy what does the pair of pants and number mean on threads

 

[sphagnum]

Butane torch
Cough drops
Telescope
Sun dial
Note cards
Brisket

 

[Dream Machine]

Just suck your friend's dick already.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Not amazon but you gotta get him a bad dragon lmfao

This guy fucks

 

[Mahonay]

 

[pokeystaples]

I don't understand the question. You are buying him something to use on a sex worker at his bachelors party or you're buying him something to use with his wife later?

Either way, start with lube.

 

[wideface]

Seinfeld: The Complete Series

 

[Jason Frost]

definitely not officially licensed by Nintendo

lmao

 

[Bronx-Man]

ovipositioner

Spoiler

stick some eggs up in there

Oh hell naw

 

[Neopolitan]

Get him one of those cream shooting dick cakes.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Bad-Dragon.com

You're welcome.

@ me, DongBeetle

Not amazon but you gotta get him a bad dragon lmfao

Nuuuuuuuuu. Beaten :(

 

[Wamb0wneD]

I uh...doubt he'll ravage anything if he never came outside of wet dreams lol...the fuck.
Leave home boy alone.

 

[Fat4all]

i find a book to be a great gift

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

It’s supposed to go into the vagina.

A hole is a hole. Stop discriminating.

 

[B-Dubs]

Welcome to ResetEra 2.0 everybody.

 

[How About No]

Get one of those tandem butt dildos, for both of them

ovipositioner

Spoiler

stick some eggs up in there

Oh hell naw

oh hell yes