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Kinky shit I can get my friend for his bachelor's party

DongBeetle

DongBeetle

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,017
Home boy has never ejaculated in his life (except for wet dreams). I need something he can absolutely ravage her asshole with. The weirder the better and Amazon is preferred (2 day shipping)
 
hydruxo

hydruxo

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Member
Oct 25, 2017
20,395
DongBeetle said:
Home boy has never ejaculated in his life (except for wet dreams).
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Bronx-Man

Bronx-Man

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
15,351
Can't your bro just....use his dong in the booty?

If not then just get toys or buttplugs or whatever, idk man.
 
RoboitoAM

RoboitoAM

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,116
He's never ejaculated allegedly and is gonna get doodoo on his peepee

He'll never want to try again
 
Aftervirtue

Aftervirtue

Banned
Nov 13, 2017
1,616
Pokeball shaped anal beads. Go go go. Saw them in Japan, definitely not officially licensed by Nintendo.
 
Woolley

Woolley

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
2,420
Just get him a dildo or edible underwear if you want something weird. Just plain sex should be fine for him, no need to jump into kinky shit right away.
 
pokeystaples

pokeystaples

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,333
I don't understand the question. You are buying him something to use on a sex worker at his bachelors party or you're buying him something to use with his wife later?

Either way, start with lube.
 
Wamb0wneD

Wamb0wneD

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
18,735
I uh...doubt he'll ravage anything if he never came outside of wet dreams lol...the fuck.
Leave home boy alone.
 
B-Dubs

B-Dubs

That's some catch, that catch-22
General Manager
Oct 25, 2017
32,714
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