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Bomblord

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This thread was largely inspired by the smash world of light trailer... Often thought of as cute and written off as a tiny pink mascot with no real power once you start looking into it this pink little puffball is some kind of abomination beyond human comprehension. Sitting at a power level that I would compare to Asura he has fought toe to toe with some of the strongest baddies in gaming.

Don't believe me? Let's analyze his abilities


Strength
Starting in some older games specifically kirby superstar while casually playing a game of sport to break apart some blocks he SPLIT A PLANET IN HALF
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The game rates his hit power at 210 Megatons for a perfect hit. For comparison the Tsar Bomba which is the largest explosion ever set off by mankind has an explosive yield of 50 Megatons and Kirby can condense that force down to an the size of his fist. However this is just his base power using various abilities and powerups he can copy others and become a master of swordsmanship, a character from smash, or really well anything with a classifiable ability to power himself up even further.... Speaking of that

Abilities
Kirby's basic ability is one to inhale enemies and place them into a pocket dimension where he can freely use their powers. While his suction is somewhat limited he can power it up to insane levels even inhaling creatures hundreds of times his size. Using what appears to be an absolutely insane amount of force

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There also seem to be no functional limit on his copy ability either as he as shown the capacity to even copy the powers of characters who have killed god like beings, boys wielding the power of a god, and a literal god.

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He can also be powered up by allies and even regular attacks or debris can be absorbed by kirby and sometimes even grant him an ability. So anything you throw at him is a potential powerup or weapon.

Update thanks Platy
On top of all this the Sentient AI in Planetrobobot rates his power as infinite
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Feats

For power scaling Kirby has smashed a Galactic threat planetary destroyer, a reality warper, the god of the dead, The ruler of the underworld, and a sentient, malevolent AI that has wiped out several planets worth of lifeforms

He threw a frying pan so hard it orbited the sun and came back to earth in a matter of seconds
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Ripped through a metal clockwork planet using a drill

And tanked a planetary explosion surviving with the only sign of damage being briefly knocked out

Final Word


Kirby is a an insane beast with some of the craziest feats in gaming so if you have an interest in keeping your life or the the life of anything in the same solar system as you just don't make him mad or...

Hold on someone is at the door...

Oh God!
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SOMEONE HELP HE'S COMING FOR ME
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Nov 3, 2017
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His power is only limited when he is full

His hunger can never be satiated

His cuteness can never be understated

He is an unstoppable terror
 
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For fun, Kirby casually knocks away meteors with a baseball bat (almost 10,000 light years), destroying several celestial objects in the process:
 

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He's a large reason of why I kept playing video games when I was younger.

As for Smash, Kirby was so strong in Smash 64, he decided it wouldn't be fair if he didn't hold back from then on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 

TreIII

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Kirby is definitely what I consider to be the one video game character who's in that "pre-Crisis Superman/post-Spinach Popeye" niche.

His feats are just insane.
 

BDubsLegend

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This is the purposeful misunderstanding of the joke that Kirby is a cute character so we'll make him infinitely strong because it's funny right? People don't really think Kirby is meant to be a super strong character right?
 

Platy

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Kirby is a eldritch abomination

Literally.

One could say that "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Kirby space wgah'nagl fhtagn"


If he had more adventures maybe, but his amount of godlike creatures defeated still pales in comparison of Kirby

If he's so strong why's he always garbage tier in smash?

Because he is shaped like a friend and hold his own against his buddies
 

Mbolibombo

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Remember a forum thread at some gaming forum a couple of years ago about who was the most powerful.. Kirby or Kratos.

It escalated and mods had to shut it down. It was a wild ride

Clearly, Kirby is supreme.
 

Z-Beat

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Has kirby actually been canonical defeated by anyone other than Tabuu?
 

RecRoulette

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This is the purposeful misunderstanding of the joke that Kirby is a cute character so we'll make him infinitely strong because it's funny right? People don't really think Kirby is meant to be a super strong character right?

A majority of final bosses in Kirby are some kind of nightmare horror show

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Asura can take him.

For those who havent played Asuras wrath, dude killed gods for fun and ultimately killed the actual creator of his dimension.
 

sph3re

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If he had more adventures maybe, but his amount of godlike creatures defeated still pales in comparison of Kirby
I can beat a bunch of 12 year olds in an arm wrestle, but that doesn't make me stronger than a guy who won a single arm-wrestle against The Rock, lol. How strong are Kirby's enemies in regards to Asura's enemies?

I've played more than a handful of Kirby games, but I haven't yet played Asura's Wrath. I just know his name comes up a lot in these discussions.