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Let's discuss what we think video game characters smell like.

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DickHams

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I was playing through the beginning of Far Cry 5 last night and every time Joseph Seed was in view, I couldn't help but think to myself, "man, that guy looks like he stinks"

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I suspect he has a very strong, aged, cheddar cheese smell to him. Not traditional BO, but...cheesy.

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For some reason I think Bowser defies all expectations and smells like cotton candy.
 
ScoutDave

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Somehow im thinking at some point there will be a reason to link this thread with the Cringe thread in OT. lol.
 
Ishiro

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Ah... so we've finally ran out topics.

FF13's Lightning smells like a certain flower. I will let you guess which one.
 

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Some day when technology has progressed far enough game designers will have to genuinely ask themselves such questions.
Thankfully today is not that day.
 
Shock32

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I would imagine everybody in the Last of us smells. I think about that all the time watching the walking dead; running around in the Georgia heat all the time; barley any clean water or showers, walker guts everywhere. I'd imagine Joel smells pretty gnarly after a clicker grabs him.

edit: also everybody in FC5 looks like they stink.
 
Fingerthing

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hey wouldnt it be funny if we talked about video game character's feet? you know, as a joke haha. imagine what they smell like haha.
 
StuBurns

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I'm currently playing BioShock Infinite.

I'm going to say Booker smells musky as hell. He probably hits the Bourbon hardcore when off work, and he's depressed, so he's probably not taking care of his personal hygiene that much.
Elizabeth doesn't socialise with people, and she basically lives in a library, but she's obsessed with France, and French culture, and clothing, so I imagine she has an interest in perfume, so she probably smells nice.
Comstock is a cigar guy I believe, so he smells like shit.
 
Mutedpenguin

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Mario - Donuts, beef jerky, oil and coffee.
Yoshi- Grass,compost,apples and lime jelly
Kirby- Marshmallows,sherbert,static electricity and ham.
 
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