I thought I had built in enough resistance to rewatch this after it first blew up.
Nope. I'm screaming.
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Loqueesha - Movie Trailer (2019)
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I thought I had built in enough resistance to rewatch this after it first blew up.
Nope. I'm screaming.
This is a trailer for a fake movie, isn't it? The trailer pretty much covers the entire plot and seems to quote or put the parts that are the most incendiary in it.
It just seems like this is all the material they had.
It just seems like this is all the material they had.
If it's a con it's a reaaaaaally lonnnnnng con. Check out the guys Instagram. He's been working on this for a long time and all the actors were present.
The Black people working behind or in front of the camera for this movie should be ashamed of themselves and are the weakest link. wtf is this?
I like the parts of this video where the white woman singing looks the asian woman right in the face.
I don't know what is more amazing about all this: that the dude looks almost indistinguishable from Ben Shapiro in most of his pics, or that Google thinks when I search for his name that I actually want noted British child predator Jimmy Savile
Hope I'm not behind in posting this but Double Toasted finally did a reaction to the trailer. They outline very simply why this thing is fucked up and why comparing it to a movie like "White Chicks" as some sort of quid pro quo is absolute bullshit:
Ugh. The creator's career (if you can even call output like this a career) really needs to just crash and burn and dude needs to work in sewage draining and never be let near a camera or even a keyboard again.
Ugh. The creator's career (if you can even call output like this a career) really needs to just crash and burn and dude needs to work in sewage draining and never be let near a camera or even a keyboard again.
Usually I'm a porponent of minority actors taking what they can get to build up their portfolio but there has to be a line somewhere. I'd hope that at least a few of the black people in this actually desperately need the work because otherwise I can't understand reading the premise of this thing and saying ok to it.
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Oh God I remember this shit
I especially remember the dead face reaction from the Asian lady
Oh gross, I guess streamable is doing ads in front of gifs now.
Dear lord we are officially in the darkest timeline. We've gone full Biff's Almanac.
I think the scientific term is 'a waking nightmare'
Finally caught this on their show and just had to see Era's reaction too.
Jesus Christ.
Take a wild guess how the old place reacted though!
And one of them is into him and starts hitting on him.
But the come-together message at the end is that we're all inspiring women of colour on the inside.
This guy watched the writer's first movie.
https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-p...ibly-offensive-film-debut-so-you-dont-have-to
https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-p...ibly-offensive-film-debut-so-you-dont-have-to
To everyone saying "I cant believe this guy has any sort of career" his youtube page is packed full of videos that have sub 1k views. Theres no career here.
This is on Amazon Prime now: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...talog&tag=iw_prime_movie-20&ref_=asc_homepage
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Shocked that
And IMDb has completely disabled user reviews for this.
Yes, IMDb... let trolls run wild on reviews for Game of Thrones, Captain Marvel, Black Panther, but make sure you protect Loqueesha from internet brigades.
I lost it at the fucked up re-dubbing and the photoshopped bus parts. I suddenly feel very good about my chances of making a movie and getting it screened if this thing could get distribution.
Yeah that sounds like a completely legitimate review from someone who watched and enjoyed the movie
Oh my god.
Will watch only for the context for the Double Toasted review. And also because I'm certain Amazon will eventually realize how racist this is and take it off their servers. Can't believe they put it up to begin with!
LMAO that thumbnail
Can't wait to watch the review later today.
I Can't even wrap this back around to a joke about how Amazon Prime Video is trash, how is this movie on there?
This is one of those things where you see the name and you don't need a trailer because you know what's coming... Still I looked and of course it's a white dude probably doing a bad "sassy black woman" stereotype. Republicans will love this.
I laughed at the jumper bit though because I'm still a terrible person.
I remember when this first came about and I thought it was supposed to be some sort of satire or Michael Scott inspired bit but nope.
I laughed at the jumper bit though because I'm still a terrible person.
I remember when this first came about and I thought it was supposed to be some sort of satire or Michael Scott inspired bit but nope.
Suffering through it to make a review, The movie literally starts with the main character calling a black woman retarded for complaining about her boyfriend and then goes on to say it's her fault for enabling him, it then cuts to everyone reaction as if he won the argument, the black woman returned with roses for him because of his "good advice"
This is the first 5 minutes
This is the first 5 minutes
Nah, some people are just born idiots. Loud, fucked up idiots...
It gets worse haha.
Also there's a split second towards the end where the screen goes black and displays some kind of error from whatever program was used to edit this because of a missing effect. From a technical angle, this movie is a goddamn mess.
Probably not enough people if they were, uh, brave? enough to make this movie
Scratch that, I don't know if I can stomach this. The "talking trash" segment right before he immediately monologues the Loqueesha idea to himself almost robbed me of all lifeforce.
Before he sends his "audition" in the email, they forgot to fill in who it's being sent to, so they aftereffects the text in as it floats wildly around.
GOOD LORD!!!
Well it's no surprise this movie was going to be trash but holy shit does it sounds even worse than imaginable.
Hooo boy....
If this movie didn't have the "Loqueesha" parts in it it wouldn't have been tooooooo bad. The main dudes story with his family and his motivations are ok, but holy shit does any goodwill earned get shot to the fucking sun the second "Loqueesha" is on screen. Somehow her parts are even worse than the trailer portrays, like I actually felt myself cringe from inside my own home and somehow the "revelation" and "redemption" part of this movie doesn't hit because nothing is actually learned in universe. I only thank the Chrome extension that let's you speed up movies for getting me through this, watching at 1.8x was key.
3/10
If this movie didn't have the "Loqueesha" parts in it it wouldn't have been tooooooo bad. The main dudes story with his family and his motivations are ok, but holy shit does any goodwill earned get shot to the fucking sun the second "Loqueesha" is on screen. Somehow her parts are even worse than the trailer portrays, like I actually felt myself cringe from inside my own home and somehow the "revelation" and "redemption" part of this movie doesn't hit because nothing is actually learned in universe. I only thank the Chrome extension that let's you speed up movies for getting me through this, watching at 1.8x was key.
3/10