Love live Long Chile: New Map of Western Hemisphere by 16 year old incites existential dilemmas

Which is better

  • Long Chile

    Votes: 117 44.2%
  • Long Texas

    Votes: 42 15.8%
  • Long Idaho

    Votes: 13 4.9%
  • Ohio 2

    Votes: 87 32.8%
  • Sunken Alaska

    Votes: 23 8.7%
  • The non existence of Wyoming

    Votes: 57 21.5%
  • Lengthy Florida

    Votes: 20 7.5%

  • Total voters
    265
Dec 23, 2018
356
Washington State
Era, we need to discuss this map. It was drawn by a 16 year old genius. Please read the "patch notes" of this aspiring cartographer.

As a seattelite, all I have to say is "Long live Long Chile".

EDIT: Satire/Sarcasm. Why are we always so serious. It's just for a laugh.

 
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DickGrayson

Member
Jan 30, 2020
86
Ohio 2 is the best, and frankly it’s about time someone patch US states they’ve been buggy for years.
 

El_TigroX

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,803
New York, NY
I saw this yesterday and was dying laughing... Ohio 2, only being there to piss people off is hilarious.

Her dad's back and forth, which he posted on his account yesterday, were really great - great personality through and through.

Loved that Virginia swap too.
 

free_bubble

Member
Oct 27, 2017
569
This map is going to kick-off an entire subculture of alternative and speculative historical fan fiction isn't it? It damn well better cuz it's genius, lol.
 

Tawpgun

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,723
I am on board with p much all these patch notes, when does it go live?

Can we beta test?
 

Heshinsi

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,992
Hey Texas fuck off outta Canada.

If Wyoming can be removed from the US can we remove Alberta?
You should be more concerned about Chile taking the entire Pacific coast. How does the US-Chilean war result in the loss of Canada’s Pacific coast, along with the third largest city in the country? I need answers lol.

edit: Long Idaho also takes Edmonton and Calgary! Toronto must be happy. Their claim of being the centre of the (Canadian) universe would finally be true.
 
Oct 26, 2017
3,691
716
I love that a 16 year old was being silly and creative and the internet is freaking out about it. I don’t get why it’s getting anything more negative than a chuckle out of people — lighten up!
 
Oct 25, 2017
3,055
I wanna read a book about when this land started to just extend itself. Did it happen all at once, or was there a slow and steady creep? How did the world react? And what started it? Also when/who/how/why was there a vote to extend Texas?