Love live Long Chile: New Map of Western Hemisphere by 16 year old incites existential dilemmas

Which is better

  • Long Chile

    Votes: 117 44.2%
  • Long Texas

    Votes: 42 15.8%
  • Long Idaho

    Votes: 13 4.9%
  • Ohio 2

    Votes: 87 32.8%
  • Sunken Alaska

    Votes: 23 8.7%
  • The non existence of Wyoming

    Votes: 57 21.5%
  • Lengthy Florida

    Votes: 20 7.5%

  • Total voters
    265

Akileese

Member
Oct 25, 2017
750
I've long believed that Wyoming isn't a real thing so this speaks to me on so many levels. Long live Long Chile!
 

Quatermain

Member
Oct 29, 2017
166
Why does this seem so similar to the map of the States some European dude did last week? He even had Texas 2...
 

grang

Member
Nov 13, 2017
3,791
I would absolutely vote to lengthen Idaho and Texas. We need innovative ideas like this to shake things up.
 

Mr. Poolman

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
3,503
As a citizen living on the territory called Long Chile I demand you to stop making fun of our pan-american country.

We will go to war for this.
 

AnotherNils

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,296
I also love that I live in a world where a dad texts his daughter "My twitter followers have questions" and she's doesn't react.
 

h0tp0ck3t

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
1,325
I'm glad we finally acknowledged what I learned as a kid that Wyoming means "No state here"
 

Cosmic Bus

Member
Oct 27, 2017
600
Los Angeles, CA
Our building has a lot of art and fashion students in it, and I tend to see a few people working on this sort of absurdist art now and then and it's so... interesting to me because my brain just does not work like this at all. It's like visual non-sequitur. I'm kind of envious of anyone with creative ability, tbh!
 

zma1013

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,905
Texas has direct access to all of the artic ice in the North. When the water wars begin, Texas will basically be Immortan Joe.
 

SolidSnakeBoy

Member
May 21, 2018
1,021
I missed the border between new Florida and Long Chile. I was about to say, so major conflict must have happened there, but it's all good now, just the setup for that conflict.
 

xxracerxx

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
19,892
That little lady is good at drawing maps.

edit: oh god, I thought it said 6, not 16. Still she is a good map drawer.
 

Switch Back 9

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
4,908
edit: Long Idaho also takes Edmonton and Calgary! Toronto must be happy. Their claim of being the centre of the (Canadian) universe would finally be true.
It wouldn't just be Toronto that would be happy...

Also, I didn't notice that BC was now Long Chile. Fuck. I don't wanna move back to Ontario, better learn to speak Spanish.

I guess we kinda got Cascadia in one form guys, we did it! #bestcoast.
 

Tuorom

Member
Oct 30, 2017
2,958
lmao that's amazing

I love the imagination. Chile takes the entire west coast becoming Long Chile and leading to the American-Chilean War. Amazing.
I also enjoyed Florida taking the coasts leading to Civil War 2. Team Florida man is victorious.
 

X05

Member
Oct 25, 2017
462
lol

I mean, I wouldn't put it past Chile to extend its coastline northwards, wouldn't be the first time after all XD