Love live Long Chile: New Map of Western Hemisphere by 16 year old incites existential dilemmas

Which is better

  • Long Chile

    Votes: 117 44.2%
  • Long Texas

    Votes: 42 15.8%
  • Long Idaho

    Votes: 13 4.9%
  • Ohio 2

    Votes: 87 32.8%
  • Sunken Alaska

    Votes: 23 8.7%
  • The non existence of Wyoming

    Votes: 57 21.5%
  • Lengthy Florida

    Votes: 20 7.5%

  • Total voters
    265

QuinchoOsito

Member
Oct 10, 2018
316
Lmao. Craig Calcaterra is a great baseball writer but he has clearly been surpassed by his daughter in every way

Edit: also the best patch notes are the 1-2 punch of "Virginia renamed East Virginia" immediately followed by "West Virginia renamed Virginia"
 

Akita One

Member
Oct 30, 2017
3,463
NYC
How is Chile getting the whole Pacific and Carribean water fronts...fuck that 😂

*in the Chris Rock cheap guy skit voice*

"You want the whole Pacific Rim? DAMN...how about we throw in the Atlantic coast up to Virginia Beach and we can still get some crabs from Alaska..."
 

Cels

Member
Oct 26, 2017
2,174
How is Chile getting the whole Pacific and Carribean water fronts...fuck that 😂

*in the Chris Rock cheap guy skit voice*

"You want the whole Pacific Rim? DAMN...how about we throw in the Atlantic coast up to Virginia Beach and we can still get some crabs from Alaska..."
ask croatia about getting pretty much the entire coast of yugoslavia after the breakup
 

Adnor

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,799
We Long Chileans like to live dangerously, soon we will conquer the entire Ring Of Fire.
 

Tlaloc

Member
Oct 25, 2017
526
Sweet driving from Texas to Canada without even leaving the state. Just need some high speed rail for the cherry on top
 

Serpens007

Member
Oct 31, 2017
3,585
Long Live Long Chile, we'll be able to invade every country at once when the shoreline sink us

Lmao I love gen z humor
 

Vern

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
4,547
Twitter remains the absolute worst way to share photos. Do they not display fully without clicking solely because they want you to click on it? There has to be a way for their devs to make it so you can see the full fucking picture goddam
 

iksenpets

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,062
Dallas, TX
I need to figure out exactly how much Chile has been lengthened by, and then scale the Chilean flag to the same ratio to make the glorious banner of Long Chile.
 
May 20, 2018
7,349
Ponds
I’ll have to be dead and buried six feet under before I recognize East Dakota. I swear we’d merge with Canada, or if they don’t want us, put aside our differences with Wisconsin and merge with them to whoop their ass.