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Love live Long Chile: New Map of Western Hemisphere by 16 year old incites existential dilemmas

Which is better

  • Long Chile

    Votes: 117 44.2%

  • Long Texas

    Votes: 42 15.8%

  • Long Idaho

    Votes: 13 4.9%

  • Ohio 2

    Votes: 87 32.8%

  • Sunken Alaska

    Votes: 23 8.7%

  • The non existence of Wyoming

    Votes: 57 21.5%

  • Lengthy Florida

    Votes: 20 7.5%
  • Total voters
    265
APerfectOrganism

APerfectOrganism

Sky Van Gogh
Member
Dec 23, 2018
1,309
Washington State
Era, we need to discuss this map. It was drawn by a 16 year old genius. Please read the "patch notes" of this aspiring cartographer.

As a seattelite, all I have to say is "Long live Long Chile".

EDIT: Satire/Sarcasm. Why are we always so serious. It's just for a laugh.

 
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Squarehard

Squarehard

Member
Oct 27, 2017
25,821
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Dyle

Dyle

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
29,873
Texas and Idaho need to encircle the entire planet. It's their destiny
 

DickGrayson

Alt Account
Member
Jan 30, 2020
941
Ohio 2 is the best, and frankly it's about time someone patch US states they've been buggy for years.
 
El_TigroX

El_TigroX

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,207
New York, NY
I saw this yesterday and was dying laughing... Ohio 2, only being there to piss people off is hilarious.

Her dad's back and forth, which he posted on his account yesterday, were really great - great personality through and through.

Loved that Virginia swap too.
 
free_bubble

free_bubble

Member
Oct 27, 2017
594
This map is going to kick-off an entire subculture of alternative and speculative historical fan fiction isn't it? It damn well better cuz it's genius, lol.
 
Truly Gargantuan

Truly Gargantuan

Still doesn't have a tag :'(
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
8,034
No one would vote to extend Texas and/or Idaho. Unanimously even.
Long Chile is a great idea though.
 

DickGrayson

Alt Account
Member
Jan 30, 2020
941
Poppy said:
please do not merge new hampshire into vermont

if anything vermont should erect a barrier
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Please route all suggestions through official CMs only. We are listening and if necessary changes can be reverted, however feedback for Large Vermont has been generally positive so far.
 
Tawpgun

Tawpgun

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
9,861
I am on board with p much all these patch notes, when does it go live?

Can we beta test?
 
Heshinsi

Heshinsi

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,089
Switch Back 9 said:
Hey Texas fuck off outta Canada.

If Wyoming can be removed from the US can we remove Alberta?
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You should be more concerned about Chile taking the entire Pacific coast. How does the US-Chilean war result in the loss of Canada's Pacific coast, along with the third largest city in the country? I need answers lol.

edit: Long Idaho also takes Edmonton and Calgary! Toronto must be happy. Their claim of being the centre of the (Canadian) universe would finally be true.
 
onpoint

onpoint

Neon Deity Games
Verified
Oct 26, 2017
14,902
716
I love that a 16 year old was being silly and creative and the internet is freaking out about it. I don't get why it's getting anything more negative than a chuckle out of people — lighten up!
 
Truly Gargantuan

Truly Gargantuan

Still doesn't have a tag :'(
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
8,034
I wanna read a book about when this land started to just extend itself. Did it happen all at once, or was there a slow and steady creep? How did the world react? And what started it? Also when/who/how/why was there a vote to extend Texas?
 
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